I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
The road to success..... Is always under construction.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.
If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. [Oscar Wilde]
