And The Sky Opened Up

I Like You're Hat

We went into the spare room... Well, now, Sarah's room.

It smelled like Frank. As if Bandit read my mind, she said

"It smells like Uncle Fwankie in here"

Sarah started opening boxes and telling me and Bandit where to put the things. Either "Hang it up on that wall" or "Put it on that shelf"

I was in the middle of hanging up a picture of Sarah and a horse on the wall when I heard Bandit say

"Sarah, is this a hat?"

I turned to see Bandit with a red thong on her head. I looked at Sarah who was as red as her "hat" on Bandits head.

"Yes bandit, it's my hat" she said as she pulled the thong off Bee's head and put it in the dresser.

"I think it's time for a nap Bandit." I said.

"Awe! But I'm playing with Sarah!" she whined.

"The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner you can play with Sarah" I said "You can even sleep for only an hour"

"Or I could just stay up and play with Sarah" she said

I picked Bee up and started tickling her.

"Nap time Bee" I said as I carried her to her room. I placed her in freshly made bed, and kissed her on the cheek. And walked out the door, closing the door behind me.

I knocked to go back into Sarah's room.

"Come in" she said

"you said she could sleep for one hour ... She needs more sleep than that" sarah said

"I know that. But she doesn't. No matter how long I tell her to sleep for, she still sleeps for ages" I said

Sarah just nodded.

"Listen, I'm really sorry about Bandit and your umm.. Hat. Im sorry i looked" I said.

"It's not that big of a deal Gerard, it's not like you've never seen a thong before. And now we're even, seeing as I washed your boxers this morning" she said

"Still, I feel bad" I said

"Don't, seriously. I was just kinda embarrassed that my boss saw my thong. Thats it. But it's done now. Don't sweat it" she said

"okay.. Anyways, what's with all the horse stuff?" I asked

"Haha, I thought you'd never ask!"