Everything Wrong With Chapter 5: Surgeon Simulator

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Cue Skrillex - Kill Everybody
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"Ana....Are you okay?" I slowly opened my eyed to see a worried Aaliyah staring at me in her arms.
Ok, I'm confused.
#1: No sin, grammar mistake, but eyed. Huh?
#2: Staring at Ana in her arms. Are Aaliyah's eyes like a mirror or something?

I knew I was about to faint soon.I was fortunate enough to be able to press 911.
First off, no sins for grammar mistakes, unless I say otherwise.
Anyway back to sinning: CALL 911 NOW! *cue dubstep*

I blacked out.
#1: Cue wasted sign.
#2: Cue "Dr. Dre- I Need A Doctor"
#3: they always either black out or white out, they never red out!!!

"Beep...beep...beep...."
OH NO THERES A BOMB!!!! *jumps out window, 2 foot drop, gets up, starts running* IM TOO FAMOUS TO DIE!!!!! *hides behind car* No explosion? Hm. FALSE ALARM GUYS!! *walks back*

Well you kinda just freaked out about going shopping. Have you ever went before? Like girl time?" Caitlin said with her poker face.
#1: Girl time? So now I'm all alone watching frickin Bodil40? Of course I am!
#2: Fckin pokerface.

Psht.But its the internet.What's the worst they could do?
Troll you on Minecraft, Black Ops 2, GTA V, yeah, you get the idea... Internet trolls. That's the worst they could do.

Couldn't find any more sins, cuz short chapter, so 1 sin for short chapter-ness. Speaking of Ness, haven't heard of any new Mother/Earthbound games coming out. Make them come back Nintendo...

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Sin Count: 10
Sentence: Internet Trolls (But it's the Internet. What's the worst they could do?)
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I'm gonna be updating another chapter because this one was short. Be right back, DJ Squad, gotta finish my pizza.

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