"collumn who'd!" i gaspd when collumn who'd won the contest with lewk hemmlings. "ur so shtrong!!!1!!!" collumn who'd's i's trned drkr.
"yah bich i no" he saids. "i'm collumn fucking who'd."
"collumn who'd i luv u!!!!1!!" ice cream. collumn who'd faks meh.
"i luv u 2!!!111" he creams at meh. "garah netnier marridge meh!!!11!!" he creams.
"ohkeh!!!1!" ice cream back. "I LUV U COLLUMN WHO'D!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!" collumn who'd bites off my ear and dances in my blud while helloh by a dell plais.
"yaaAAASS COLLUMN WHO'D!!!!1211!!!!!" ice cream at him. he notises my blud gusheling frum my ear.
"GARAH NO" he yelps. he tys his shirt a round my hed. he is still waring it so he is dragng me on da flor while gettng meh help.
i see blak spotz and pass tf out.
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Fanfictioncollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?
