"collumn who'd mommy banana and daddy asstin r having baby" ice cream. he nods.
"do u wanna 2??????" i nod. i poke holes in condom 4 mor texture.
we fak.
"woohoo i am preggs!!!!1!!!1!" ice cream. collumn who'd helicopters in eggcitement.
"now letz go 2 hospital and make it glo up!!!!1" collumn who'd suggjests. i nod.
"go us!!!2!1" we hi5.
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Fanfictioncollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?
