collumn who'd and me fak in da uber ride to his place.
"hey wazzup helo" banana holly says from the driving seet. "im da driver daddy-oops i mean asstin erweiner is waiting naked on my couch for meh so i need yall to get tf out of my uber and walk thx" collumn who'd and i understand and walk home.
"hey gurl" banana sez frum da phone that she called me on. "gess what asstin did"
"wut mom???????" i inkwire.
"we got me preggers and i want it to be a boy so i can name it billy ray cyrus"
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Fanfictioncollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?
