collumn who'd's dick carried me all the way home to kansas. i see ex bae, lewk hemmlings helicoptering. collumn who'd sees lewk hemmlings.
oh boi!!1!1!1
"lewk hemmlings i challenge u 2 contest!!2!" he creams.
"okeh collumn who'd!!!11" lewk hemmlings creams. "who winz will get to fak garah netnier daily becuz they will be hr bae!!1!"
"oh lewk hemmlings, do u miss meh 2???" ice cream at him.
"i miss u garah!!!1 plz fak!!!!1!11!" he creams. collumn who'd is pessd.
"GARAH U R MYN!!!1 I WILL WIN CONTEST TO PROOV IT!!1!1!1"

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Fanfictioncollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?