collumn who'd flis to the end of da church wit meh on his boomerang dick.
"PST GARAH!!!11!" lewk hemmlings wispers to meh. i slyde of collumn who'd's boomerang dik and moov across da floor like a worm. twiching, i wisper bak.
"YAS LEWK HEMMLINGS EX BAE????" he sies.
"i cheeted on u" he told da curch. "with asparagus rotreeguess!!2!1" i gasp and ccri.
"daTS IT" i fak collumn who'd and we kik evry1 out of our marridge xcept the marridger.
"lets do this shet" collumn who'd wispers to hemself loudly.
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Fanfictioncollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?
