i go to doctr and tell him to make my bby. he nods and yells "OKEE DOKE ARTICHOKE"
next thing ik, doctr reaches into my stomach and pulls out a fetus. ice cream in pane.
"OW YOU MF BITCH!!!!1!!!!!!" he laffs and i groan. collumn who'd puts fetus in a outcubator.
"u hav bby in 3 dayz" doctr sez. collumn who'd helicopters in eggcitement and then steelz thingz frum the nursery in da hospital to put in our nursery.
"we'll b such gr8 parents!!!1!111!!!!!" he creams.
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collumn who'd luv storie<3<3<3
Fanfictioncollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?
