marridge

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"DUH DUH DUH DUH" lewk hemmlings creams at my marridging. collumn who'd and i r still 2 broke 4 a band or stereo.

super fan kelly and my m8 kathrin r my bridemades. collumn who'd's groommades r banana holly and asstin erweiner. they r mommy and daddy.

literally.

"mommy, daddy no embeiress meh!!!1!1!1!" ice cream at them. collumn who'd grins so widely that he axidently hit lewk hemmlings wit his grin.

"wut a jem" he creams to me. we say i do and fak violently before starting 2 leaf.

"but wet!!!1" a voice intrupts. "i ubjekt!1!!1!1"

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