toenald jump

1 0 0
                                    

"okeh betch" ice cream 2 collumn who'd. "letz marridge"

collumn who'd faks meh in agreemint and we remarridge.

"buT WET" the marridger sez. "tis i toenald jump futur prezdint of da UN!!!1" i gasp.

"toenald!!1!1@ collumn who'd creams. " r u da marridger??????"

toenald jump nodz. "yas betch" he creams. i laff.

"wow u bizzy asf tonny!!!1!" i gigl.

"tanks future bae garah netnier" he sez. "i lernd to marridge peepl frum my 3 marridgings"

collumn who'd, me, and toenald jump laff and toenald marridges us.

"take care" he sez waving bye bye. "vote jump 1620 for prezdent of da UN"

(i'm joking please vote bernie sanders if you can lmao"

collumn who'd luv storie<3<3<3Where stories live. Discover now