"doctr mitchell the big red dog!!!!11" ice kreech. "wut the fickly fackly fuk r u doing?!?!??"
he flis to meh and piks meh up. "u belong wit banana!!1!2!1" i gasp.
"banana?!?" ice cream. "is dat tru?!?" mommy shakes hed.
"fak no!!2!1" she laffs. "u belong wit the lewk helicopter hemmlings!!!1" ice cream.
"NO" collumn who'd creams. "CARAH 4 FAKING EVER MUTHRFAKRS!!!1!1" he carries me away with his boomerang dik.
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Fanficcollumn who'd meats garah netnier in a hoples plase. at frst it is fak, but nxt is luv. and lasst is luv triangl. who will win? collumn who'd or lewk hemmlings?
