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Ooh la la look at that cutie in the picture. That would be the also adorable Malcolm, known as Malic! He is also YAAASS! Isn't that right giraffes? Yes, I have a habit of calling people giraffes recently. Don't question me. I know I'm partially insane. Annnnyyways! Where was I? Oh yeah-I'm sorry sorry sorry for the wait, but I've had writers block. And a social life. Not that I'm implying that you don't. Other than you, my fellow sct.giraffes! I got my flu shot and they gave me a pink camouflage bandaid, and I felt tough. But now my arm is sore. So, that's me life! How are you? Have you been dying without an update? Well I'm sorry that my small fanbase is now zombies. At least you can read! Here's Chapter 8!

Edit 9.5.16
I just got a brain tumor from that A/N

"So, what happened to your friends?" Lukas asked for the third time in 5 minutes.

"None. Of. Your. BUSINESS!!!" Abigail shrieked, finally snapping. "God, how long a walk is it to the Hall?" She mumbled to herself. "I'm surrounded by nosy, rude, bloody idiots..."

"I'm here too!" Maxwell chimed in. "After you attempted to ditch me..." He added sourly.

"Someone had a sodium overdose today! And I did not ditch you. You just... forgot to follow us." Abigail responded cheekily.

"Okay, Gail. I think you became bipolar sometime these 8 years ago." Maxwell snapped back.

"Hey! That is rude to the bipolar nation. She is way too insane and moody to be just bipolar." Lukas said.
(With some sass I must add)

"Wow. Team up on the girl. Maybe I'll just run ahead, slip down a shortcut, and actually ditch both of you idiots." Abigail sassed back.
(Everyone's sassy today!)

"Yes, ma'am." Both boys said with high levels of sarcasm, which was followed by immature snickers.

"This is why EGAES and EBSHI didn't collaborate before." She mumbled. "You leave me with no choice. Byeeeeeee!" She shouted as she sprinted down the hall.

Maxwell and Lukas looked at each other.

"Oh, Sheila," Lukas said as she had already turned the corner. "After her!" He said in as regal a voice as possible.

Maxwell burst out laughing, then sprinted to catch up with his friends.

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Abigail was trying to keep her breathing quiet. She had sprinted ahead, turned the corner, climbed up the wall, and hidden in the deep window sill, which was up a little high. Then she could watch the boys run by and scare them. It would be hilarious! First Luke ran by, sounding knightly by saying, "After her!!!" She nearly died holding in her laughter. Apparently Max couldn't hold his back, because next he ran by, gasping because he was laughing so hard. He sounded like a dying donkey! Abigail waited for 30 seconds, then hopped down gracefully. She then proceeded to pull a Max, or laugh and run, after the boys.

"Hey, idiots! You really have no idea where you're going, am I right?!" She shouted after them.

"Abbie? Where are you?" They called out like the idiots they were.

"Turn around!" She shouted. "You already passed the Hall!" She started giggling as she finished.

"Are you bloody serious?" Lukas asked in exasperation.

"We actually passed it three times. I've been leading you in circles." She added.

"ABIGAIL!!! YOU ARE SUCH A-"

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