The what the heck novels (Wattys 2014)

Wonerful & vampires

While on the way to India, iris saw a giant warship. The femenazis! They're coming! She rushed over to Anaya, who was sleeping ondbibsdisdiuib's back and slapped her. Though her intentions were good, her actions weren't. Anaya lost her balance and fell down. Down down down she fell, until she broke her neck and died. Hdxsobdxodsxosabo;s, not noticing that his luggage was gone, went to da clab.

The club was filled with the best muhs in the world. Bdeiebdidsc drank and ate. There was hums and bums and diddidrums. Dsihiwhiia danced like no tomorrow. He did the sprinkler while wearing sunglasses. The people at da clab picked up the camel and crowed surf him. Wsbioawishib looked awesome! He wondered where Anaya was. Why isnºt she here with him? Oh well, at least Iris was with him. She was currently getting drunk with some kuhs.

Iris had the inability to get drunk. Or party. Or do anything remotely fun. So she just left. Swwsuoavau Just saw an illusion. Ewwapwhhi was about to blow up. That's what happens when he gets too overwhelmed by his surroundings. He felt the bubbling of his stomach and wanted to leave. So, as any logical person would do, he flew up and blasted the ceiling with his laser hooves. The ceil fell on top of everyone inside and killed them all. Utyuxsvsia Didn't care though. He had brutally murdered a lot of people in the last 65843 years. Or was it 65855 years? Who really knew?

Anaya is a cat, no she isn't. I, the great and powerful wonerful, had just resurrected my character. You can't tell me what to do!

Anaya woke up with stars around her head. Wow, she must've taken a beating while killing the behemoth. It was a hard and compelling fight. What eva! She looked around; there was a good amount of rocks here. That's about it. Hey, a random worm! The weird looking worm fills Anaya with determination. If a really ugly worm could make it, than so can she!

The weird looking worm looks up into the peanut butter. If he turns his head 53 degrees and squints 6 times while licking the dust in the air, He can communicate with wonerful. Telaphacally, of course. Did you have to me ugly and weird looking? He thought to her. Wonerful, knowing she is pretty much God in this story simply says the answer out loud and made Anaya temporally deaf. "Oh don't worry; you're actually going to be important later."

Really? "Yep." The worm smiled. He was going to be important later! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey! Don't make me change my mind!" Sorry!

Anaya looked at the worm. It was looking at the sky and squinting. "What are you doing?" She asked. But she couldn't hear the reply. She repeated the question. Then she realized she couldn't hear. This made her totally flip.

She screamed at the top of her lungs, but she heard nothing. She ran around shouting. How did she become deaf? Why did she become deaf? What is the capital of Zambia? Are there Mexicans there? WHERE ARE THE MEXICANS?!!!! CAN DUCK~S QUACKS ECHO? WHO AM I???

Wonerful looked at the girl running around screaming with her arms in the air. She laughed at the girl. What is she talking about? The Mexicans are definitely in the Middle East. Then she realized she didn't give her hearing back. Her mistake! She guesses she'll turn her into a vampire now.

Anaya felt a horrible pain in her teeth. Fangs started to grow. Realizing she's a vampire now, Anaya went in search for hscdibszoibaib and Iris.

Hello guys! So sorry about the hiatus. Hopefully I can update regularly now. (At least once a week.) We'll see!

Love ya,

Wonerful