The what the heck novels (Wattys 2014)

Cause i'm not bout that bass, not the bass, or treble

     "Anaya! Wake up! We're being chase by the basses!" Anaya stood up and groaned. Why did bvuibaibvfioaf wake her up? she was dreaming of a white chrismas. (Stupid Anaya. It doesn't snow here! If it did, the banana gods would freeze and the razzberrys would take over. Razz berries,yuck.) It was so white and cold. cdbcduidcSIOBCD  shook her shoulder once more. " We must make haste. If the basses catches us, we'll be toast!"

      Make haste? How do you do that? It problaly tastes like razzberries. Anaya grimced at the thought of the unholy fruit. The banana gods would scould her for thinking of them. Even now, she could feel them stalking her, making sure she is cleaning her room. Once again,vifbnvfiqfdei nuged her, giving her the look. The look that says"REmember the basses?"

     Why is it so bad if the basses catches us? Anaya thought to herself as she turned around to see waht her camel friend was fussing to her about. When she did, her eyes widened in shock. Every bass insrument was coming after them! It seemed that they have grown legs and started to walk,no,run towards then. Every leg was smothered with dark hair that looked so ugly that Anaya looked down in discut. She then noticed that she was on something purple. Isn't this the same carpet that guy was using to fly from the last chapter?

   bcidbcuibc;opbcfbcy noticed her confusion and told her,"He wanted to tag along so when you fell alseep i slamed dunked you into him. Hey look! A convendiently place tree!" Using all of his might, the camel swung over a branch and landed safely on top. He then used his strength to knock down the tree taking himself with him. The tree slammed onto the ground with a loud thump. vfbddefivfbderf flew into the sky not looking back. The basses stopped in their tracks. Anaya and the carpet moved over the basses and flew into the sky, joining vbdsuycvbucfdbduds in the penut butter.

  As they flew through the penut butter, Anaya asked" So, how do we make haste?" hfdncobvfcdobvfdod looked at her and smiled. He couldn't beleve she didn't know how to do it. "Simple, all we have to do is crush the organs of the keecees and stir with the ear of a razzberries and ouila!" novdnlovewnolsd stood on his back legs and spreaded his front legs.

 Anaya's eyes widened. How did she not know that? It was so simple! It'll be easy to do it. But it's hard to find a willing keecee to crush the daylights out of. " So, where will get the keecee to muder?"

  ncodneonoe shrugged. But since camels cannot shrug, it looked like he did nothing. He just stared. Anya stared back. She noted that his eyes were a osidian black. The staring contest intestifed as they Anaya stared longer into those dark, souless eyes. Everything around them melted. All that was left were the eyes of the camel. A chill ran up her spine and straght down. In the back ground of this scene, you can see a house floating above the sky with several colored balloons. And for a split moment, she knew that her world was nothing. It was only a story line that a mysterious author by the name of wonerful. She could make anything happen. Which was why the story was moving so fast. 

 Hello! I'm Joe Na of the aun newshour. We interrupt this wattpad story to give you breaking news. It's snowing in the south. I REPEAT IT IS SNOWING IN SOUTHERN U.S.A!!! This may mean nothing to you northern folks but it means everything to us. So shut the heck up. Also in breaking news, Kanya West started a brekfast club. It seems everyone cares about that. In other news, the capital of australia is not sdyney. I mean, who knew? Did you know you cant say good eye mate without sounding austraian? You just tried that, didn't you? That's all for now, see you next time. And remember, aun doesn't stand for anything. it sits for Anaya's ungodly network.We now return you to your scheuled story.

Wonerful thinks there needs to be more action in this story. So why not add an eagle? Yeah, a random bald eagle in the middle of the forest. Perfect! 

A caw pierces the silent air. A bald eagle eyed the african girl and the camel. The camel was probaly full of unessasary water. The girl however, thatcould make a good snack. What should we call such an erie creature? How about baldie? Yes little baldie the bald eagle. Baldie swooped down faster than you can say jack sprat and pick the girl up by her shirt. Snapping out of his trance, bvjbvdskilbfde noticed what happened and sprung into action. He ran down the forest ground, looking up so not to lose sight of Anaya.It wouldn't matter if he lost sight of her. He just had to listen for the screams that ecoed around him.

The magic carpet looked at the problem. He wondered, cant gewiw9o8w fly? I mean, they were flying a chapter ago. Why not now? Wonerful is a very strange writer. we dont know her background of any thing. But carpet knows, Her real name is-MHHH I apologize for the inconviniance, but that was classified information. Carpet may or may not have disappeared and may be being interrigated for what he knows. Anyway...

Anaya strangled against the tight hold of baldie. She tried to bite the legs of it,but it didn't help. After ten minutes she gave up. She willingly allowed baldie to sweep her off her feet. literally. She glanced at the still running vuivfkibfvibfivdabFD.  It was obvious he was tired out of his wits. At last. wonerful made him ru out of energy and stop. What kind of action would it be without something dramatic in the end? cedsd;ihsdn fell down in a pathetic pile on the ground. Slowly, he got up and turned around. Leaving Anaya to the bidding of Baldie.

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  Carpet woke up on the ground. He tried to get up but felt too heavy to fly. So he lied back down. He noticed two black men in black suits hovering over him. "Carpet of prince ali? We have some questions for you." Once again, carpet tried to move. That's when he noticed that the men were standing on him. The same man chuckled. "Try all you like. We have a way of making you speak." He took his hand from behind his back and revealed a siver object.

Sharp scissors.