The what the heck novels (Wattys 2014)

Captain Anaya of the high seas!

Hsfdishsioa looks at the fourth wall in the sky. Imagine a big TV that constantly plays reruns of Fantastic 4. No One likes those movies so the tv goes ignored. But today. Lafhodsho decided to look at the horrid TV show. He knows that if you stare at the Tv for long enough, you might actually like Fantastic 4.

This fact is enough to make him on edge. He squinted his eyes, did a somersault, jumped into the river of pain, then climbed Mount Everest. Once on top of the world, He realized the true purpose in life.

He was made to do random and mundane tasks for no reason at all. Plus there wasn't anything else to do since the story hasn't been updated in forever. Realizing wonerfull probably won't make him do things for a while, he did things for himself.

Fsinalibdndsbaiboab Jumped firthteen times, stabbed a Trump supporter then hugged a senior citizen. After doing all these unnecessary deeds for no reason whatsoever, he went the Burger King.

Wonerfull stared at his antics. What is she typing right now? Oh well, she hasn't actually updated this story in like 5 months, so she guesses she could actually write a story arch or something.

Oh well, she throw em somewhere. She walks up to her globe and gives it a good spin. Yes, that'll work!

Hdisaidsabdibav Had just finished his burger and fries with a side of a ridiculously large american with 4 X's on it. He looks to the side of him, where his female companion are lying in a dog pile. In the last 6 months wonerfull didn't update the story, Iris met some sort of animal/alien/pizza dog. Wonerful decided to call it Agle. Cause that's a great name, not a typo she made and remembered for some reason. They totally like each other but like any other romance story, they don't know even though it's so freaking obvious. Should he wake them up? Nah.

The day today is cloudy. He hopes he can continue to do random and meaningless thin-OMG WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

Wonerful smiled at the giant hand she created out of typed letters. It makes perfect sense!

Meanwhile, ahhiuali is FREAKING OUT. THERE IS A COLOSSAL HAND COMING OUT OF THE SKY! This hand is decimating building and killing hundreds of people. The limb hit the ground, scraping the ground away. People all around him were running away in terror.

Bidsbiabidab quickly took to the skies. He abandoned the sleeping love doves on the cement and came to attack the thing that is taking the souls of many people.

Iris woke up after 30 minutes of the panic that is happening around her. She blinked a few times. After seeing the ruins of the city that is now reduced to rubble, she went back to sleep.

Goody. She thought before drifting back to sleep. Wonerfull is back. Took her long enough. Maybe now she could make the world more interesting again.

Agle woke up a few minutes later. He too took in the sight happening before him. He as well went back to sleep after taking in the scene. So that must be wonerful. She does seem to live up to the way Iris talks about her.

Fnbsibiab took out his laser hooves from the last chapter. He had managed to scratch up enough money to upgrade the hooves to cannons. These came in handy for defeating Goliath all those years ago. Sadly, hiadbaiblis is no match for wonerful's antics. After a few hours, nfdiailbda lied in a pool of his own fictional blood.

The hand grabbed the busted camel, the glimmering wolf and the pizza dog whatever wonerfull is making him. The hand gently carried the group to where wonerfull decided to place the next story arch. They were over the Indian ocean when wonerfull remembered something.

Anaya is still alive!

Why didn't she bring her back in the weirdest fashion possible? YES WONERFULL IS SO SMART!!

Lhaohdoshd was unconscious by the way. He had just begun to fully to wake up in the when he saw something in the distance. He also saw Iris and agle have tea in a very british manner. They were wearing monocles and top hats. They both stood tall. "Aye say, my dearest Iris. It would seem that our furry camel comrade has awoken from his slumber."

Iris, wearing a big skirt that made her seem a hundred times fatter than she really is, looked in hfroinsknakibilb direction. "OH my golly you seem to be spot on, my pizza dog fellow!"

Bfeib;oaib iads looked at the two animals in front of him. He noticed how underdressed he was.This cannot do! If wonerfull is making them wear those 1800's clothing, then he better be wearing his own suit and tie as well!

Nskbkbdkdi Jumped up into the air, did a double backflip, then landed on his feet perfectly. For some reason, when he came down ndondox was in a suit and tie with a monocle on his right eye. He took his cane and pointed to the advancing figure in the distance.

"My brethren, it would seem that there is an ominous figure approaching us in the west." He announced, in the most stereotyped british voice he could muster.

The smaller companions looked to the west and saw the most horrid twisted thing to have ever grazed the high seas....

Dang! That is one ugly seagull! It's beak was a complete hackjob. It was amazing the thing was even in the sky! Suddenly a whale came up and swallowed the mistake in one gulp.

The trio cheered happily when the seagull was engulfed by the whale. That wasn't the only thing on the whale though. On the back of the whale was Anaya! She had lost her leg and it was replaced by a peg. The girl waved a mighty sword, that shines brighter than any mackerel. She was wearing a pirates costume. She jumped off the whale and onto the hand.

When she landed however, her clothes turned into a large dress like Irises. The trio welcomed the pirate and gave her a toast. The pirate told them about her adventure.

She had given up on Wonerfull coming back to continue the story. She thought she could make it as a waitress until she had enough money to buy a house and settle. The costumers were such idiots and meanies that she ended blowing up the cafe and killing 60 people. Now she was wanted by the country so she jumped on top of Moby DIck the whale and decided to sail around the world.

When she heard that a gigantic hand rummaged through a city and killed around 3000 people, she knew wonerfull was back. She used the fourth wall to find out where everyone was. Now, she hopes wonerfull will stay so that she can enjoy herself again.

Everyone clapped at the end of the story and looked at the sunset together, hand in hand.

"Now what?" Agle asked.

Fnkdbkbdlblbdk answered that question."Well Wonerfull is back, and she is taking us somewhere with this murderous hand. So I guess there is something in store for us."

Everyone agreed. They went to sleep then, with wonderful dreams of what will happen next.

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Hiya guys,

SO sorry about the hiatus. I hope you guys like it! (If you're still out there )

Please read ways of Leland. I want that to be the serious book on here.

Love forever,

Wonerfull <3