The what the heck novels (Wattys 2014)

Still a better love story than Twilight

This chapter is devoted to Vaguenezz, our newest follower. Hope she's here to stay!

Kitsa looked around at her surroundings. This place was awesome! There was a chair for scratching, a table for jumping on, and a pig. She shook her mechanical body.Well back on track. Kitsa looked at her enemy. It was a camel, kinda like her. The camel looked... happy? Why are you smiling, little bumble bee? She asked the camel. The camel did not hear her, since the SSS thought it would better if she did not speak.

The camel, on the other hand, was very joyful today, he had thought that Wonerfull would give him a pizza, but instead, she gave him a new pet."Come on, new friend!"Hifu Said with glee," Let's go gallop in the sausage fields!"

Kitsa was very happy to see this. She had always wanted to gallop in the sausage fields, but the SSS was like 'nooo! That's a horrible idea!' screw that douchebag.

Kitsa purred approvingly. She stretched out a paw to the camel, who already got his scuba gear on. Nols Tlsw Gladly took it. He pulled Kitsa towards him, and they danced to the sound of revival. As they danced, all of their problems went away. They flew to the farest place, surely to be seen again.

Then, they seized the dancing, only to be replaced by killing. They used their knifus to end some lifus. It was great to drink the blood of their enemies, so they in turn can be strong. Now, covered from head to toe in brilliant red, the went to the fields.

In the background of the sausage fields, there were rainbows that grazed the skies. There were every type of sausage, italian, breakfast, and even Doofenshmirtz quality Bratwurst! Trees grew triumphantly, with small meatballs plopping to the ground. This is paradise, by coldplay.

Kitsa gasped at all of the wonders in front of her. But not behind her. Ghnkdbsdvubiu looked sad. What was this place? WHere are all of the sausage grinders, and the cows and pigs to grind? Why weren't there any of that here. In fact, the only reason he even brought Kitsa here was to place into the meat grinder. He sighed, such a pity.

About 15 paces away from the terror that lied before nredeswo, was kitsa, still alive and fat. While out camel friend was looking horrified at the scene before them, Kitsa was stuffing her face while all of the food she could eat.

At the end of the day, Kitsa was big and meaty. She had meat guts everywhere. There was tasty juices squirting out of her. Then she got over it.

Kitsa went back to her usual self. She went over to the still gaping camel and whispered" The lannisters send their regards" as she bit the camel's head off. Now, time for the others. Using her wings that was totally part of the last chapter, she flew off.

Soon enough, she hit the place of the sleazy Motel.The smell of freshly spilled blood permeated the air. It smelled like the love and happiness. By now Anaya had already woken up to the smell and had started to feast on the blood. She was a vampire, anyway, Wonerfull said so.

Kitsa was programmed to be as stealthy as her cheetah counterpart. She snuck up on the vampire easily. Sadly, she stepped on a conveniently placed stick that was for some reason there. Anaya heard the sound and turned quickly turned. She bared her teeth at the coming threat.

KItsa did what could be a laugh if she really tried. SHe growled then ate her arm. The arm was brutally ripped off then thrown up into the air. The lost limb disappeared in the cavern of her mouth. Anaya, with blood bleeding out of her like a fountain, pounced on Kitsa. Kitsa growled, then bit another leg off. Anaya, losing far too much blood, left the earth to be with the banana gods.

Iris hadn't woken up yet to experience to disaster ahead. She died the same way rk bk duke did.

Wonerfull scratched her imaginary chin. She can't just kill her characters! Wait she can, and just did. LOL ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ come at me bro.

Anaya blinked. She had just woke up from her dream where a mechanical cat-donkey-camel-dophin-dog-horse bit off snkswkiwes's head. She looked over her shoulder to the still alive rosol sswo going face to face with a growing-thing. She sighed. Why does the good dreams always end up being a dream? Wonerfull must be really angry to send that thing his way.

KItsa bit off her leg. Then her tail. Then the pig that was there for some reason. Sadly, it didn't make her happy. So she flew off, in search of love and happiness.

Dsnews Bwin started to cry. In the 20 seconds he knew he had fallen head over heels for the mechanical cat-dog-horse-elephant-thing. But, because of plot, they can never be together. The sad camel fell to his hooves. What is love? Baby dont hurt me.

Hello folks! Joe Na here to take over the rest of this chapter. Wonerfull was going to talk about the fierce SSS again, but who cares? Now, on to the news. Soon, you'll be able to pay for your cocaine in tubman's instead of jacksons! Also, as the Cleveland primary kicks on, who will be president? Even though the answer is Trump, Cruz and Kasich is acting like they have a chance! They both know that mathematically, neither can win, but why would that ever stop someone? Also-Hey, what are you doing with that bat?-SMACK

Askwgsawkwas is holding a louisville slugger. He is somehow holding it above his head. Probably the same way veggietales characters hold their stuff. Blood now covered the exterior of the ground. Joe Na was out cold.

The camel threw his bat down. The bat hit the floor with a loud cracking sound. "Do not interrupt my story parts again!"

Wonerfull is shocked that he would actually do that. In fact, she made sure that Joe was in America. That camel traveled to the other half of the world just to poke fun at Joe? She clapped joyfully. That is her character man!

༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

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-Wonerfull