The very last chapter?

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HIKKKUJGJ Gasped at the sight before him. After he found out  where Wonerful was hiding his, peanuts, He had located an old computer. He had to kill another family so he could get it updated for free. Then he killed the man who fixed it. He was FAR too okay with a camel talking to him. 

Anyway, he had managed to find this really nice website called youtube. There he fell in love with Presshearttocontiue, Jay from the kubz scouts, and Tomska. They were really funny people. Turns out they got paid to make videos like this. That was a really cool. So, he made his own youtube account called. CoolCamel4life. 

After about 78 videos in the first day, he decided to look at some other sites. Poptropica was fun, but what he really like was the site Wattpad. It was where he found Wonerful's  writings about him and his friends. She had every detail right about them. It was kinda strange. olnfdlodsl Checked the rest of the profile to find those cursed words. "I will be ending the WTH novels soon."

The camel gasped. If she ends the story, that would mean she won't send any of them through weird situations. He won't meet and stab new people, and he won't get to screw up Joe's face again. This book, was his life. He refused to allow it to end like this. He picked up his phone, (Somewhat awkwardly, as you can presume. He is a camel after all. ) 


OMG WONERFUL HAS SAID THIS WAS HER LAST CHAPTER OF WTH NOVELS??! 

Anaya was appalled, she had been inside this story for almost 2 years. She wanted wonerful to continue writing chapters for this. Because, little did you know, characters have their own worlds. Writers create these worlds and give characters life. Now that their won't be anymore chapters, she might as well be dead.

LOL JK!!  LIke Anaya really cared if this book ended. She just have to crawl into one of her other books, like that one that hasn't been updated since NO ONE IS FLIPPIN COMMENTING!! Or maybe that other one that will be updated next week. 

Iris had no reaction to the news that nrfkdnednld gave word of the last chapter. In fact, though she had no outward expression, she was relived.  She has nothing on Wonerful as a person. She did give her life through some madness in Scotland. But every time she thought of the news, she imagined herself free. 

Free from Wonerful's crazy antics. Free from endless murder sprees(Who is she kidding, those are awesome.) , free from the boundaries that make a book character, a book character. Woah, That sounded nothing like how Wonerful portrayed her. Oh well, this is the last chapter anyway.

The SSS was beyond sad. He had put so much time into morphing his invention into a killing machine. Kitsa said that she accomplished it. But now, his life has no meaning whatsoever. He had be in deep conversation with his great creator. She had told him that the story was ending. That since there were no protagonists to beat, there was no reason for him to be around. So she told him to face that tree. 

The tree was very big and wise. He had come to grow fond of this tree, as it was the birthplace of his invention. Several vines choked the tree. He was tied to it. Sadly Wonerful had his own creation destroy him. At least he got to see this majestic tree before he perished. In his last breath, he smiled as his world turned black. 

Joe Na sat in his office. His face-now a face for radio- was bandaged heavily. He sighed, what will become of his reporting career now that the book is ending? Perhaps she will make a book about him so he can live on. He looked at his papers. When Wonerful wanted him to report something, it would appear on these sheets of paper. But, now, they stayed forever blank.

Wonerful looked at her computer. She had wanted to make the last chapter lighthearted and funny. BUt now, it has become a tear jerker. She also noticed she was saying looked a lot. I doubt that matters though! She decided to throw away the sad ending and replace it with a good one!

ytcycytc looked at his computer. After falling down the youtube hole, he had decided to check out this writing place for  people who write. He had found-surprize surprize- Wonerful had stowed all of her works about him and his friends. He also noticed a message she had left on there. "I will end the What the Heck novels soon."

The camel smiled. He knew that his story had to end soon, but why so soon? Never mind that. It was breaking his heart to find out this info, but he wouldn't let Wonerful know. He picked up the phone weirdly again. It was time to make some calls...

Anaya was too very sad to see that her book was ending, but she didn't cry. She cheered. It was a long and steady journey. But alas, it was one not that easily forgotten. She thought about what to do to celebrate this wondrous occasion. Then it came to her. She whispered her idea to the camel over the phone.

Iris had about the same reaction as Anaya. Though it was slightly less emotional. She had been there long enough to find that she cares for Wonerful. Who was she to get in her way? If she wanted to end the story so be it.

Joe Na stared at his papers again, still no answer or mysterious writing on the papers. But instead, he got a phone call. The phone call was from someone who he didn't particaullry like at the moment. The idea this person had was an interesting one, he could get down with it. 

Even the SSS got the call.  He was excited about it since it included wonerful. He agreed immediately. 

After awhile it was done. A party! Not just any party, but a party of remembrance. It was located in the a different more fancier hotel outside of the city. (since there was so much blood puddles in the one they were staying in. )

In the middle of the hotel, in the room where no one was in when they were murdered, lies a nice big theater, surrounded by bean bag chairs. All of the characters in the book, dead or alive, sat in one of the seats.

The screen turned on. It was a slide show. The first  slide was a picture of Anaya landing on dnkedkes's back when they first met. The pair looked at eachother and laughed. There were no potatoes to be found that day. 

Another was when the carpet was still alive. It was a picture of Anaya sleeping on his mat. Bubbles came out of her nose. 

After that, there was a picture of snohsoe and Anaya killing all of those fireflies in the bayou. The dead fireflies-who are in the back hanging out on a warmly lit bean bag- glowed especially bright at this photo.

Next was Anaya again, this time being beat to a pulp by feminists. The feminists seemed to laugh at this part the most. She glared at them. Anaya then suckered punched one of them through the roof. 

There were many other slides, one of aldin fighting Anaya, when Iris came into the book, when a massive hand ravaged a city,even when Anaya turned into a vampire.

When it all ended, everyone stood up and turned towards the 4th wall. 

"Thank you for reading this book, it has been one crazy adventure. This was wonerful's most popular book. She takes pride in every person reading. Thank you. May we meet again" They all said in unison. The group then turned into eagles and flew up into the sky. They all flew into they hit the sun. They all died in a fiery ball of chaos.

 The sun, not able to take the fact that this book is ending, crashed into earth, killing everyone. The Banana Gods, are pleased.

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 That's all, folks! I hope you like reading this book as much as I enjoyed writing it. Now, look out for another random book!

Kisses! *smooch*

Wonerful <3

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