The what the heck novels (Wattys 2014)

Story Archs

"HOLY MEATBALLS WHAT IS THAT?" Anaya yelled at the top of her lungs. They have only been traveling for about 8 hours on this hand thing that killed like a 3 thousand people when wonerfull returned. Everyone was sleeping peacefully but anaya decided to be a sleep monkey. She pointed to a vast red thing behind them.

Kkashifbnis opened his eyes. The scene of Anaya running around being a weirdo reminded him of how much he did not miss her in the time she was gone. He did the closet thing he could to a smile. It is going to be a lot of fun with her around.

Anaya looked at her friends sleeping on the smooth flesh of the hand. Well, if they aren't freaking out, why should she? She immediately fell asleep.

When Iris woke up, she too saw the ominous red thing in the distance. She mentally cheered. After months of doing nothing since wonerfull wasn't making story arch, she was happy that wonerfull is throwing them in danger.

Wonerfull sighed at her computer. What could that red thing in the sky be? Perhaps she could bring something from her older chapters over. She blissfully skimmed over the wild adventures made by her. Then she noticed a character. Smacking herself over the head, she decided exactly what that red thing is.

Joe Na sighed sadly. He thought that Wonerfull would bring him back into the story along with the other characters. Of course, he is a comic relief character. He can't expect to be put in any of the future chapters anyway. He wishes he could actually be part of the story and not something Wonerfull does when she is bored. Pushing these sad thoughts out of the way, he turned to the camera.

Hello everybody! Time for the interrupting news. For some deranged reason, Donald Trump is winning the election. This has lead to a major decrease in the population as more and more people have killed themselves or have moved to Canada. The middle eastern country of Syria is pretty much a deserted country since the entire place is bombed.That's all for now, until next time, i am Joe Na.

Wonerfull, using her magical flying skills that she just gave herself, traveled at the speed of a very lazy light particle. She scoured the lands, searching for that stupid creature. While flying over some land, she found him.

The snail looked up from his comfortable place on the ground. His small eyes widened. Could it be? Quickly, he did a variety of random movements. If he did these idiotic movements in no particular order, he could talk to wonerfull.

Wonerfulllllllllllllll!!!! Is that you? Oh my goodness it is you! I have waited so long for you to come back to me! How have you been? Where have you been? How long are you staying? Don't leave me wonerfull I love You!!

Wonerfull looked down at the tiny snail. Why did she make it so idiotic and annoying? Who is she kidding, all her characters are annoying. She sighed. Well, time for an antagonist. She dipped down from the sky. In her hand was a red potion. This potion was titled "Story arch". She went close to the tiny snail. She opened his mouth and dunked the liquid down his throat.

The blabbering snail shut up all of a sudden. The potion was messing with his annoying mind. Wonerfull smiled. Finally she could put plot in this story she is literally making up on the spot! Now, for that red thing that following her main characters. She still hasn't figured out what it is going to be.

Meanwhile, the gang is have all woken up. They ate food that is on the hand because why not. They had a dance party along with playing truth or dare. Odsffdsh told them all a story about a school for people with Alices. Iris then told a story about a dystopian land where Trump became president. This all happened over the course of 6 hours. Then Agle, who has not had enough screen time in this book, looked in the distance.

"Hey, remember that red thing that Anaya was going crazy about earlier? It's here now." He stated bluntly. Everyone was acting like it is normal for this to happen. He decided to remind everyone about it. In unison, everyone looked in his direction. They all gaped/

Wonerfull was banging her head against the wall. She couldn't think of what to make the red thing in the sky! Then it came to her. Google! She opened another tab and googled the term random thing in the sky. She saw a very weird picture. Perfect!

Ewfnodsndb smiled, Iris licked her lips. Agle was still pretty confused.Wonerfull was very proud of her random and senseless idea. Anaya shouted."WHAT THE HECK WONERFULL?!"

In the sky right in front of them, was a flying sushi roll.

This sushi roll was gigantic. A black roll surrounding the outside and white rice inside with what looked like a piece of pepper. This thing is not just floating, it has the wings of an angel. (well if that angel had it's wings brutally ripped of and dunked in its own blood. Just who's judging?) At first, the crew did nothing. They just stood there, wondering what made their creator make something so awful.

Iris couldn't believe her eyes. She hated sushi. HATED IT. Wonerfull knew this, of course, she was the one who put this hatred in her being. So the fact that she had the guts to make a giant food scrap float in front of her made her want to destroy.

Iris's eyes turned blood red. Her claws lengthened. Her teeth elongated. Her body grew 3 times bigger than she was. Then she leaped.

She jumped a good 15 feet until she reached her destination. She landed on top of the right wing. Using her teeth, she ripped the wings apart. No longer able to stay flying, the roll fell through the sky. It fell and fell. It made impact with the water below. This made a large wave to sprout from the waters.

Iris was not done. She was so angry at the the fact that the sushi roll was still there. She tore every part of the horrid thing apart. When she was done, there was nothing but floating pieces of rice. The hand dipped down and picked her up. Tired, Iris fell into a deep sleep. She turned back into herself.

Olnnddb Looked at the sleeping figure. He sighed. He really wanted to beat the crap out of the sushi roll, but Iris left nothing. So nfbsi flew down to the rice pool and reached to pick up one. He proceeded to throw the rice piece into the distance, where it glimmered out of sight.

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I didn't know how to end it. But here ya go! You can really tell i'm back if I give you two stories in one week!

Love,

Wonerfull <3