Flippy x Flaky

Chapter 27

Giggles and Petunia went looking for Flakqy. They found her in the lingerie store, shopping.

"Flaky!" Petunia yelled to her. "What the heck do you think you're doing, girl?!"

Flakqy held up a revealing outfit. "Do you think this will make me sexy or what?" She asked.

"Shut up, you witch!" Giggles said. "You can't just take over Flaky's body!"

"So?" Flakqy said sarcastically. "Flaky isn't much use to you guys. She can't even shoot a pistol!"

She picked up an even more revealing outfit. Her eyes widened and she licked her lips.

"Why would you even spend Flaky's money on some useless junk?" Petunia asked Flakqy.

"Flaky doesn't exist anymore," she shot back. She dropped everything and eyeballed something in the middle of the shop. Giggles and Petunia looked and couldn't believe what she was interested in.

"Don't tell me your going to buy that nurse outfit!" Giggles yelled at Flakqy.

She pushed both girls aside and looked for her size. Petunia looked at the price tag.

"$250 for this?!" She asked. "An evening gown is more than enough!"

Flakqy pulled out Flaky's purse and took out her credit card. She grabbed her outfit and headed to the cash register.

"Wait!" Petunia yelled. "Flaky can't afford a credit card!"

"Don't worry," Flakqy said. "I pay with that weak Green Beret's money."

Giggles had enough. She took off her bow, balled up her fists, growled, and headed towards the possessed porcupine. Petunia restrained her friend from resorting to violence.

Flakqy walked out after paying.

Russell saw everything. "Arrgh," he said. "A Pirate Saint has got to do what he's got to do."

Flakqy jumped into Flippy's truck with Fliqpy driving it and took off. Russell followed in his car, keeping a safe distance.

As the evil couple entered Flippy's house, Russell was going to call the police. But Mime pulled him into the bushes.

"Why do you have to ruin everything, mate?" He said to him.

Mime pulled out several darts and a dart launcher.

"Arrgh! You have a few tricks up your sleeve, I see." Russell exclaimed. "But they will kill us after we hit them!"

Mime pretended that he was asleep. Then he pointed at the darts.

"Sleeping darts!" The pirate said. "You are silent, but clever, mate!"

The shook hands.