After shaving and washing his face, brushing his teeth, and putting on his green beret hat, jacket and dog tags; Flippy jumped into his pick-up truck.
He thoughts about who was going to be there; Petunia, Giggles, Lammy. Flippy didn't know who else was going to be at the program.
Once he arrived at the building, Flippy saw Disco Bear getting out of his corvette convertible next to him.
"Trying to get the ladies?" He said to Flippy.
"Just one," he replied.
Then he heard Fliqpy's voice in his head. "No, YOU my friend are going to get more pussy than how much hair he has on his body!"
"No, I'm not!" Flippy yelled in his head.
"Just leave everything to me.""Alright," Fliqpy responded. "But just don't take any advice from that hairy asshole!"
Flippy headed inside. He got his name tag from Mime, who motioned with his arms to Flippy to the guys' group.
There he saw Cuddles, Truffles, and Handy with their name tags.
"Hey Flippy!" Cuddles called to him. "It' really nice to see you out of your house."
"Yeah!" Truffle agreed. "Just the four of us getting the girls together."
"Who's going to like someone who has amputated hands like me?" Handy grumbled.
Cuddles patted him on the back. "Be optimistic, Handy!" He said. "Women like guys who fix things. Like you!"
Handy smiled.
As the program went on, Flippy couldn't get anyone's number. His optimism started to fade.
When it was over, he couldn't believe he signed up for this dumb program. Handy got Petunia's number, Cuddles took Giggles to her home to have hot cocoa, and Truffles scheduled a date with Lammy.
When Flippy got into his truck, it started raining.
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Flippy x Flaky
FanfictionFlippy just came home from the war, but he still cannot get over the fact that he has a second mind that is evil; Fliqpy. Flippy wished he had a female by his side to comfort him. Flaky has been timid all her life. She is always nervous even during...