Flippy x Flaky

Chapter 33

Russell looked at his arch nemesis. "You will pay for what you did to my crew!" He said.

The General laughed. "Only if you know how to kill someone who's immortal, then you'll be able to lift the curse that lies upon your bloodline."

"What?!"

"He's right," a raspy voice was heard. Russell saw a black-colored lady in a purple cloak with red eyes. She held her weapon across her.

"Who are you?" Russell asked.

"My name is Death," the lady replied.

"How did he become immortal?!" Russell asked.

"Many years ago, the General was dying." Death explained. "I was about to bring him with me until he challenged me to a role-playing game."

"I accepted his challenge," she continued. "He kept on going with our game. The General must be a professional at RPG."

"But what character is he playing?" Russell questioned.

"He's not playing a character," Death said. "He's the Game Master."

"OH NO!" Russell yelled.

"What's the matter?"

"You've been tricked!" Russell told Death. "You can't defeat the Game Master! He's the ruler of the entire game!"

"You cheated!" Death told the Tiger General. "Our agreement is no longer valid!"

"What? Don't make me laugh." He said. "You agreed to my deal. It's either I win or lose. Unfortunately, I CANNOT LOSE!!"

Suddenly, a blood-red light formed in his eyes. Then he started to float in the air.

"Every dream of every living thing is now real to me!" The General said in three voices. "I have nothing to fear! NOTHING!"

Cuddles and Truffles came in and were shocked of what was happening.

"What can we do?" Truffles asked. "Can we still kick his ass even if he's immortal?"

"We gotta think up of a plan!" Cuddles said.

"Better think of something, mateys!" Russell said. "Or we might die now!"

Lumpy came in the room. "I have a plan!"

"Who's this retard?" The Tiger General asked.

"Lumpy!" Cuddles said. "He's our childhood Game Master!"

"So you think you can save the day?" The General said to Lumpy. "You're wrong!"

"Yes I can!" Lumpy said with bravery. "Role-playing games are weird games. You don't have to win by competing against other players, but to cooperate and have fun! As you can see, Death had a lot of fun over these years. So you can say, Death, having fun, won the game!"

"That's nonsense!" The Tiger General said.

"Sound good to me!" Truffles agreed.

"To me too!" Cuddles tagged along.

"TO ME TOO!" Death yelled. "I had fun all these years of adventures and whatnot, General! YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!!"

His powers faded and he fell on his knees. "No," he said. "This..cannot..be..happening...."

Russell walked up to him. "Arrrg," he said. "Any last words before I dispatch you?" He held up his sword.

"Fuck..you.." The General said weakly. "Fuck you..your crew..your town...your men...your friends......FUCK EVERYTHING!!!"

Russell impaled him through his heart.

Death picked up the body. "Now I need to take him to Hell," she said, disappearing.

Deeka came in with Splendid. She had his arm over her. Mine and Ribbons came holding hands. Pops walked in with his pipe. Lifty and Shifty arrived unmasked with Disco Bear. Handy ran in with spark burns all over.

"Is he..dead?" Splendid said weakly.

"Yes," Russell said.

Zippy came in. "We can't celebrate now! Flaky's dying!"