Flippy x Flaky

Chapter 29

Fliqpy and Flakqy woke up in a cell in Sniffles lab.

"The tables have been turned, evil me!" Flippy said.

"Why you little-" Fliqpy began to speak.

"You lied about helping us fight against the Tiger Army," Zippy interrupted. "We are better off without you."

"You have no chance of winning!" Fliqpy yelled. "I know more about fighting than your son!"

"Not anymore," Sniffles said.

"Huh?"

Flippy picked up a pistol and shot a dummy five times in the chest and twice in the head, gangster style.

"But how?!" Fliqpy asked.

"I transferred your combat skilled from your head to Flippy's," Sniffles explained. "You no longer have any knowledge of the battlefield."

Flakqy looked at Fliqpy. She had a look in her eye. Fliqpy fell to one knee.

He looked at Flakqy. "Babe," he said. "Could you be my crutch?"

She said nothing.

"Please, be my crutch?" He asked again.

Still no response.

Fliqpy had enough. He tried to stand and yelled, "BE MY CRUTCH, YOU SLUTTY, BACKDOOR WHORE!"

He fell towards Flakqy. She stood aside, letting him fall to the floor.

She stood over him. "I'm not going to date someone so weak, that he asks his girlfriend to help him stand up." She told him.

Flakqy stepped away. "And I had enough of this body! Good luck finding another bitch to fuck."

All of a sudden, a dark cloud formed over Flakqy. When the cloud disappeared, Flaky was in full control.

"Hi, Flippy." She said in her cute voice.

Sniffles let her out of the cell, leaving the helpless Fliqpy in there.

Flippy and Flaky hugged and kissed. They were a couple once again.

"No," Fliqpy said weakly. "No. No! NO!NOOOOO!"

Flaky took the pistol from Flippy and walked over to the cell. She looked at Fliqpy.

"Flakqy left her combat skills behind with me," Flaky said, putting on a camouflage bandana on her head. "I'm going to be just like my dad; a female version of the Happy Tree Badass."

She pointed the pistol at Fliqpy's head, and pulled the trigger.