"Alright, class. Today we're gonna learn how to deal with heart break and how much ice cream you have to eat." The teacher burst into the room. After that he just broke down and started crying at his desk, and somehow pulled out a pint of ice cream from his desk. "I loved him so much!" He was really good looking. Nice body, pretty face, good hair. He looked half his age, I can't see anyone leaving him. "He's straight. Fucking... You dedicate eight years of your life to someone, and goddamn it Shane you worthless piece of shit." I looked at Shane in complete confusion. He looked confused too. "Not you, Harvey. The shit Shane I'm talking about is twice your age."
Shane whispered to me, "I wonder what happened between them."
"I don't know but it must have been hard on him."
"Apparently his boyfriend... fiancé...husband? dumped him and said he was 'straight' after eight years."
"How does that even happen?"
"I didn't even know it could happen."
*Amy's P.O.V.*
Mrs. Fucking. Harmon. I hate Mrs. Harmon. She's not even my teacher, she just barges in to talk about nothing. As of right now, she's talking about her new fiancé who proposed yesterday. "How did this happen?" One of the students near me asks Mrs. Harmon, only getting her more riled up.
"Oh, I'm glad you asked. He took me to a nice-"
"No, I meant how did you get married four times before I got a girlfriend." The whole class laughed at it, except for her.
"Maybe because people actually want me." With the flip of her hair, she walked out into the halls. After she left, most of the kids were hyping the whole thing and the boy who said it shrunk down in his seat.
I kinda feel bad for Roger. He just got roasted by a teacher, Mrs. Harmon at that.
The actual teacher, Ms. Jhorn starts talking, "Now that that distraction is over, Amy. Can you answer question number six?"
"... Uuuuh no."
"Amy, that wasn't a question."
I glance down at my English book, "Beatrice runs away because she's tired of living as scared as her parents do."
"Wrong, but it's okay. Josh. How about you answer?"
"She runs away because she's tired of living the way her parents do?"
"Yes." She turns around and starts writing on the board. Did I mention I hate her and she hates me? We have one of those relationships that Drake, from Drake and Josh, and his teacher had. She and I even had one of those weird moments where I dropped by her house to hang out with her son... it was unintentional. The bell rings, and I grab my books and get up to leave. "Uh... Amy do you mind staying behind for a bit?"
"Sure..." I turn back around and walk up to her desk where she was standing.
After the rest of the class left she told me, "Amy. You're probably wondering why I wanted to talk to you, and that is... Well, your grade in this class is perfect but I don't like you so no it isn't. The problem is my son has taken an interest in you for some forsaken reason and I know he's gonna ask you out to some movie later today and I need you to say yes and show him a good time."
"Yeah. Why would I do that?"
"I'll flunk you if you don't."
"That's a good reason." I walked a few steps further then stopped and turned around, "But I'm dating Karma."
"You need me to pass this grade with her."
"Everyone knows I am though. If we were to just go out on that date and anyone found out then Karma and I..."
