You and the Winchesters walked into a bar and took a seat at a table in the middle of the room.
"Hello beautiful," a suspiciously familiar voice greeted.
You turned your head to see Gabriel and some other angel dicks sitting at the table next to you.
"Oh for f*cks sake," you muttered under your breath.
You turned to the brother's on your right, and saw Sam staring with fear in his eyes. You followed his gaze to see,... You guessed it.... Lucifer. Dear God, Lucifer. And Michael.
"What the hell do you want," you asked. As far as you could tell, there was Gabriel, Michael, Lucifer, and Raphael. God, please no.
"So, (Y/N)," Lucifer started. "How was hell? I heard you were screaming louder than every soul combined. Must have been a joyous time."
You pulled the rubber band and let it go; it flicked her wrist, making her flinch.
"Shut up Lucifer," Gabriel intervened. While he could be an arrogant asshat, his sweetness made up for it. Even if he expressed it in a peculiar way.
"What," he asked innocently. "I'm just asking from personal experience."
"Lucifer, you're my brother, and I love you, but you're a great big bag of dicks. Leave (Y/N) alone."
Lucifer put his hands up in defense while replying with, "Alright, alright. I'll leave her alone. Even though I was asking a simple question."
You picked up your fork and threw it at Lucifer. He caught it with centimeters between.
"That's it," he said before throwing you across the room.
"LUCIFER," Michael screamed as he scolded his brother who gave him a weird look.
"Does it look like I give a f*ck," he asked before Dean socked him in the face.
"Don't lay a hand on her," Dean hollered.
"I didn't. I did this," he said as he threw Dean across the room.
Sam bolted towards Lucifer.
"Sam. I know I said I was bored, but this isn't what I meant by pay attention to me."
"Shut up," he said before he was thrown off Lucifer.
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"Really," Gabriel asked with bruises. "You've gotten I'd kicked out of a lot of places, Lucifer, but seriously? You got us kicked out of a bar?"
"It's not-"
"Yes it is," Raphael interrupted. "You beat them up pretty bad. If you hadn't snapped, they wouldn't have fought back. Now... Go apologize."
"But-"
"Go," the other angels chorused as Lucifer stomped off like a three year old.
"I'm sorry I attacked you guys," Lucifer muttered as he made it over to you three.
"No you're not," you said matter of factly.
"You're right. I'm not."
"Go away, Lucifer," Sam said nervously.
"Bye," Dean said with a smile on his face.
I know it was pretty short, but I hope you liked it. This one was for @Penguin_G. Hope you liked it as well. Sorry if it's not what you wanted.
