Elephant

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Drummerboy: hiya! I'm Luke. Who are you?

Me: ??? Wait... You're Ashton right? This is confusing me!

Drummerboy: I'm Luke, Ashton's friend

Me: well... Hi friend! I'm Olivia!

Drummerboy: haha hi Olivia! So... What do you think of Ashton

Me: huh? I don't really know Ashton so.... But He's my best friend!

Drummerboy: he's my best friend too! We should be best friends too!

Me: yeah!!! Hi best friend! So... Tell me something about you!

Drummerboy: i'm Luke, I'm nineteen years old, I'm the leadsinger and guitarist of the band. I like penguins. And that's it! Now 5 facts about you and... GO!

Me: My middle name is Rose

Me: I play soccer

Me: i'm 20 years old

Me: I love food

Me: i play guitar. And that's it. I'm boring I know!

Drummerboy: haha no you're not!

Me: yes I am!

Drummerboy: sorry for that Luke took my phone😠😋

Me: haha yeah I noticed that!

Drummerboy: 😎

Me: you're not punk rock so stop with the sunglasses!

Drummerboy: 😭

Me:😎

Drummerboy: you're not punk rock either! You said you were a unicorn!

Me: idc!! I like the sunglas emoji! So I'm going to use it😎

Drummerboy: do whatever you like!

Me: okay! Bye!

Drummerboy: no wait! Don't go!

Me: i just like to say bye!

Drummerboy: pffft I thought that you really had to go! You meanie!

Me:😝 stupid drummerboy!

Drummerboy: is that still my nickname?

Me: jupp! You guessed right!

Drummerboy: I'm going to give you a nickname

Me: What is it?

Drummerboy: gorgeous

Me: ?? Is my nickname gorgeous? That's weird! I'm not even gorgeous!

Drummerboy: yeah and I'm an elephant!

Me: well hello elephant! I didn't know elephants had phones! Or fingers!

Drummerboy: I'm not an elephant!!

Me: yes you are!

Elephant: no I'm not because you are gorgeous so I'm not an elephant!

Me:.......

Elephant:......

Me: what a great conversation!

Elephant: haha yeah IKR!!!

Me: that was sarcasm.

Elephant: o....

Me: yes o.....

Elephant: I've got to go. Sorry! Bye! ILY! You're gorgeous! xx

Me: haha I hate you! Bye! xx

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