Ashton: OLIVIA! THE GUYS ARE BULLYING ME! HELP ME!
Me: Guys don't bully Ash! (Why are you bullying him?)
Calum: because he won't shut up about this girl.
Me: what girl?
Luke: he's in love!😍
Me: let the guy love who he wants! And just don't bother me with your stupid things.
Michael: It's not stupid!
Me:.........🤔 let me think about that.. Yes it was!
Calum: but it's so annoying!
Me: then put on your headphones and listen to music or something!
Ashton: you heard the girl! Stop bullying me and go get a life!
Michael: the only one that doesn't have a life is you.....
Me: who me?!
Michael: no misses stupid Asthon
Me: Hi everyone I'm misses stupid Ashton! Who are you?
Calum: I'm leo the banana
Ashton: I'm a drumstick on the barbecque
Luke: I'm Billy the cowboy!
Michael: who am I? I don't know who to be!
Me: what about mister burned patato?
Michael: 😡😡 I'm not a burned patato!
Ashton: ..... Last time I checked you where!
Me: you check if Michael is a patato?!
Michael: Yes, he's psycho!
Me: well atleast I'm not the only one anymore!
Michael: 😳
Calum: 😳
Luke:😵
Ashton: are you really psycho?
Me: no
Ashton: 😌😄😅 I'm glad!
Me: did you guys really think I was a psycho?
Michael: pfffft no I never even thought about it! Definitely not! Pffft why would you think that?!
Me: 😶 alright then..... I love you too!
Calum: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!
Me:👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻 well done baby girl! Give mummy a hug!
Ashton:😂😂😂 she called you baby girl!!
Calum: 😳😵😡 Why do you call me baby girl?!
Me: ..... It explains itself! You're a baby and you're a girl... Baby girl!
Calum: 😡 I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!
Me: ............ Are you still on your period or something! Cause you need to calum down woman! (See what I did there😂)
Ashton:😂😂😂 I see what you did there!!
Calum: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I hate you so much!
Me: I love you too Calum! 😘 I love to make you angry!
Ashton: whahahahaha STOPPPPP!!! I'm dead! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.
Me: Ashton!! Don't ruin the moment! We were expressing our love for each other!
Calum: tha F***?!
Luke: you guys are soooooo weird!
Me: who we?! Nooooo I've never been weird! I'm the most normal person in the world! Unicorns promise!
Michael: UNICORN!!'🦄🦄
Luke: ...... You're so lucky that I like you.....
Me: Are you gay?
Ashton: o my gosh Olivia you don't just ask someone that!
Luke: NO I'M NOT GAY!!!! I was talking about you!!! You miss silly!
Me:😳 you like me?
Luke: as friends!!! Not like like you!
Me: pfft! I like you too!
Ashton: I like you too!
Me: o does Ashie feel left out? Poor Ashie!
Ashton: 😭 you're making fun of me!
Me: sorry drummerboy! I like you too!😘
Ashton: 😘
Calum: why do you send him kisses and not me?!
Me: because you're not as cute as Ashton is!
Calum: 😳 ouch!
Me: I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry Cal-Pal please forgive me! I don't want to lose one of my best friends!
Calum: YEAH I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!
Me: YEAH YOU LOVE ME AGAIN!
Calum: no I don't! Ashton does!
Me:😳 alright then! I love you too!
Ashton: Calum here is something you need to do right now: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!
Me: hahaha yeah Calum shut up! We don't like you!
Calum: 😭😥😢
Me: 😂😂 secretly I like you.
Calum: who me?!
Me: no the unicorns in my backyard!
Calum😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael: OMG!!! We need to move!! Right now! I want to move to her house! I need to see a unicorn!
Me: at the 50 cents store you can buy them Mikey!
Michael: 😱😭😭😭😭 you lied to me!!
Me: no I didn't! I just said that I love the unicorns in my backyard. I didn't say they where alive!
Michael: true that... Sorry Olivia....🙁
Me: that's okay Mikey! I still love you!
Michael: awh! I love you too!
Ashton: Olivia me and the guys have to leave now! Bye gorgeous! We love you! 😘😘😘😭 xxx Ash and the other boys
Me: bye guys! Love you too! 😘😘xxx Olivia
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Prank text
Fanfiction'Hey I'm your best friend from across the world.' The first text to a random person she didn't know. But what if it turns out to be a celebrity? What happens when they meet? Are they friends or are they more? Olivia is 20 and lives in an orphanage...
