Me: hey peepz!
Ashton: hey gorgeous!
Michael: yo! What's up nigga?
Calum: hiya!!
Luke: I hate you guys.
Me: wtf? Why?
Luke: because you woke me up!!!!
Me: sorry Lukey boy! Go to sleep now. Mikey will give you a goodnight kiss. Right Mikey?
Michael: what the hell?! No I won't!!
Me: don't be mean to Luke!
Ashton: yeah don't be mean Mikey! It's not nice to be mean!
Me: ...... Ok
Ashton:😏💩
Michael: guys I have a unicorn emoji!!!! 🦄🦄
Calum: .... That has been there for like 5 months!
Michael: O.....
Me: haha Mikey is a stupid unicorn! 🦄😜
Michael: 😡😡😡 I AM NOT STUPID MISS MEANIE!
Me: hahahaha I have a nickname!!
Ashton: hi miss meanie! Nice to meet you!
Me: hi mister bandana! How are you?
Michael: hey what about me?!
Calum: don't forget me!
Luke: shut up!
Me: we love you too Luke!
Luke:😤😑
Me: you secretly enjoy this conversation because if you didn't you would go back to sleep. 🙃
Ashon: BURNNNNN!
Me:😂😂😂😎
Calum:🤑
Michael: I ordered pizza!!!
Me: hey! What about me? You can't leave me here starving to death!
Calum: Ashton would love to bring you some food! 😍😘
Ashton: SHUT UP!
Me: alright then..... I love you too!
Calum: ??? Why did you say I love you too?
Me: that's what I do when I don't know what to say!
Ashton: Haha love you too!
Calum: we all love you! (Asthon a little more)
Me:😳😳😳
Ashton: Calum you're a dick!
Me: Has*
Ashton: no he doesn't have a dick he IS a dick.
Me: haha is Calum a girl?!
Calum: WTF?! I'm not a girl!!!
Me: but Ashton just said you didn't have a dick!
Ashton: that's because he's a pussy!
Me: people! Are you all on your period or something?!
Calum: ..... We're boys!
Me: really?! I didn't know that!
Calum: ehhh okay....
Me: idiot that was sarcasm!
Calum: pfft! I thought you really didn't know we're boys!
Me: I'm not stupid!
Ashton: just a little bit.
Me: Ashton girl, you need to take some tablets I think you have period cramps or something because you are not like you are normally.
Calum:😂😂😂😂
Ashton: Calum you're the one here that has a pussy so don't laugh about me!
Me: ...... I'm the only one in here that has a pussy so shut up you two!
Luke: the girl has spoken. Listen to her you poor creatures.
Me:😂😂 tf Luke?!😂😂
Luke: you're welcome!
Me: I didn't say thanks.
Luke: you should have!
Michael: PIZZA IS HERE!!! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN STAIRS!
Me: 😂 I just ran down stair to get pizza. But then I remembered you guys aren't here😂
Calum:😂😂😂 you little weirdo!
Michael: 😂😂
Luke: stupid little girl!😂😂
Ashton: I wish you were here!
Me: me too! I want to hug all of you!
Michael: I want to hug you too!
Calum: that's cute!
Luke: 😘
Me: bye girls!! I love you! (Next time you're on your period eat chocolate because I don't want to talk to you if you are being a bitch) love you bye!😘
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Prank text
Fanfic'Hey I'm your best friend from across the world.' The first text to a random person she didn't know. But what if it turns out to be a celebrity? What happens when they meet? Are they friends or are they more? Olivia is 20 and lives in an orphanage...
