PLOT: The seven plus Nico, watch the Disney movie...Hercules
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Percy's POV
"What the tartarus? Hera is not that nice!" Annabeth yelled at the TV. "Where is Poseiden is all this!" I yelled, throwing popcorn at the TV.
"Aha! Zeus is most powerful!" Jason teased. "Shut up!" Nico yelled at him. "And Hades isn't supposed to be that bad." I heard Nico mutter under his breath so only I could hear. "Where's Hepheastus?" Leo asked, playing with some gears and wires. "Hermes is Zeus's bitch." I commented.
"Don't swear." Annabeth playfully pushed my shoulder with hers. "What? It's true! And why to the titans look like that?" I asked.
"Why is Mar-I mean Ares, so weird?" Frank added to our box of stupid questions. "Come on guys, it's a Disney movie." Hazel said. "It's a horrible Disney movie!" I said, crossing my arms.
"For kids." Hazel said slowly.
"And? They could at least make all the other gods do stuff. They're powerful too!" Annabeth pointed out. "Why is Aphrodite... you know what? Nevermind, ew." Piper shuddered.
"Is that seriously all Hepheastus does? Makes stuff for the gods? Thats it?" Leo asked angrily.
"Hercules is not nice you know!" Jason said, putting an arm around Piper. "Stop with these singing numbers!" Nico said, covering his ears. "I thought Chiron taught all these heros." I commented. "AHA LOOK THEY MENTIONED PERSEUS!" I suddenly screamed.
Annabeth rolled her eyes, "We know that Seaweed Brain."
"But I got mentioned!"
"Not specifically you." Hazel said, pointing at me.
"AHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EW EW" We all screamed at the the channel Leo changed it to, covering our eyes we all ran out of the room.
Leo ran into a wall, causing Hazel having to pick him up, screaming at him to change it.
I think we can concloude that we deserved to be part of the prophecy.
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PERCABETH ONE SHOTS | ❤️
FanfictionAnything can happen in one shots, especially if it's Percabeth - written by 2014 madison. THIS IS SO OLD OMG. - all characters are rick riordan's :) - art by @viria94 - previous username was @itsmaddragon
