Noah Brown. A collection of Alaskan Bush People Fan Fiction stories

Yesssss

You: Noah, I can't find my shoes.

Noah: Do you want me to get up and help you find them?

You: No, you stay in bed. I'll find them. Hmmm. Can't find my pants, either.

Noah: Darling, where did you last see them?

You: I put them on this chair last night. Heyyyy. My shirt is missing, too. Noah Brown, what have you done with my clothes?

Noah: *lifts one eyebrow* Why would I take your clothes, my dear?

You: Noah, what am I supposed to do without my clothes?

Noah: *pulls you back down into bed with him* I guess you'll just have to come back and join me.