Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Twilight Reasoning

Robert Pattinson, can you say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

Hahahahahaha actually I don't find him all that hot. I prefer Tom Felton, myself. But once again, how shallow do you have to be to say that the reason Twilight is better is because someone is hotter? This annoys me to no end.

2.  Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles?

He looks like an alpaca. And alpacas are evil.

3.  Kristen Stewart.  An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.

What about the BOOKS?

4.  The Volturi.  REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.

I'm sure Hitler was just like the Volturi. I'm sure Stalin was just like the Volturi. I'm sure Mao was just like the Volturi.

5.  Because its just common sence to like twilight!!! Haha.  Romance means everything.  Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just......PERFECT!!  In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in love or something....and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things....GAHH!!!  but yea. (:

Bella and Edward are in an unhealthy, abusive relationship. In Harry Potter, certainly there are people who ship Harmony, but Hermione ends up with Ron. It's not just a love story. As to people dying in freaky ways, isn't it a bit disgusting to be killed by a vampire but it means that you're still "alive"?

6.  Because it's one of the greatest love stories ever!!  Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way more romance and more hot guys....EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE!!  Need I say more!

Twilight has more romance? Please, tell me where. And since when did hot guys make a novel better? You shouldn't need hot guys to make a story good.

7.  Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better.  When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot or relate to the story somewhat.  Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to date things. ex) cars, school, etc.  I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating chocolate covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school.  In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.

The train doesn't fly. The chocolate-covered frogs are completely chocolate, no frog in them. And I don't know about you, but I can imagine myself in Hogwarts better than in Forks, Washington. One of the beauties of the imagination is that it's easier to create a picture of a nonexistent place than one that's already existing.

8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up.  Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay more AMAZINNNG.  therees no love in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?

I'm fairly certain that an actual living person with real struggles is more interesting than some sparkling leech with very few struggles. By the way, I would rather read a book with realistic characters than with hot characters.

9.  Each book in the twilight series has a different story line.  It is mainly about Bella's Lovestory but in the 1st book it was about how Edward had to save Bella and in each book the story changes.  The main reason of the book is for Bella To become A vampire.  Then after that it is the story with Renesmee.  In Harry Potter it takes 7 or 8 books to get to the point.  Killing the one who must not be named.  it drags on and on and becomes boring.