I have a friend. Well, she used to be a friend. As the years have gone by we've drifted apart. When I found out she liked things that were very low-quality, I had trouble with that. I'm not really considering her a friend anymore, the sole reason being that she said Lord of the Rings is trash. Anyway, she's a Twihard, so here's my interview with her.
Me: Who is your favourite Twilight character?
Her: I don't know, I like a lot of them. Probably Jacob.
Me: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Her: Team Jacob, definitely! Bella so should have ended up with him!
Me: Which do you prefer--the movies or the books?
Her: Um, the movies?
Me: What do you like about the movies?
Her: They're so good!
Me: I mean, what specifically?
Her: I like the actors? I don't know.
Me: Okay, on a scale of 1 to 10, how good is Twilight?
Her: Probably a 7.
Me: What about Harry Potter?
Her: I don't know! I like Harry Potter, though.
Me: If you could only read Harry Potter or Twilight for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
Her: Don't make me choose between them!
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight
FanfictionI personally prefer Harry Potter to Twilight, so if a Twihard reads this, do not be offended by my favoritism. Also if you are a Twihard, please read my section on vampires just so you k ow why I personally can't stand Stephenie Meyer's.
