Criminal Minds (Dan Howell x Reader) [completed]

Chapter 10: The Information

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I hoped that Frank was being dramatic, but the noises went down. Did PJ kill Chris? Did PJ muffle Chris's noises or...

Stop thinking about that. You'll look off into space and Frank will think you look weird.

"(Y/n)? You okay?" Frank asked, waving a hand in front of my face. I snapped out of the my gaze and nodded, smiling a bit. "Fine. Just... Thinking, I guess..."

"About what?" He questioned. Why is Frank being so nice to me all of the sudden?

"Well, I'm thinking about why the fuck I'm here. I just want to be at home, make things like they used to be..." I trailed off, looking at the floor sadly. Frank wrapped his arm around me.

"Hey, don't sweat it. Trust me, I didn't want to get into this shit either, but these guys are fascinating. So I just follow them around most of the time, getting them out of trouble."

"What makes them so fascinating?"

"Well, a lot of times it's their technique. They kill in different ways, escape in different ways, torture in different ways, even steal in different ways. It's insane what these guys do."

"How did you find out about them?"

"Well, a couple years ago, I was watching TV when an alert came on warning everyone in New Jersey, where I'm from, about English criminals that had landed in JFK Airport. So, being the dumb fuck I am, I looked them up one by one and was shocked by what I found."

"Was it their stats and shit?"

"Pretty much. Philip Michael Lester, a twenty-nine-year-old criminal from the UK. He's done multiple things such as rape, murder, and stealing. Apparently his favorite method of killing is letting someone slowly bleed out while they are chained up, which may sound pretty gross, but it's effective when holding people for a ransom."

(I changed Phil's age to 29 because of his birthday yesterday. Happy late birthday, Phil!)

"Wow. That's the quiet guy with the black hair, right?"

"Yup. The next one was PJ Ligouri. He's mostly a um... sex... kinda guy. He's gay though, so there have been dozens of cases where he does this thing called a 'fuck and run.' He fucks them, and stabs them. And probably drops them off at Alfie Deye's base."

"That explains Chris, but, he won't kill Chris, right?"

"No. He's not allowed to. Chris works for Phil, and PJ came along later, actually."

Just as Frank finished, a very disheveled Chris stumbled out of the bedroom. He looked tired, and couldn't walk straight without stumbling. He plopped down on the couch and sighed.

"So. How'd it go in there?" Frank asked, smirking. Chris glared at him and snapped, "Shut the fuck up, you ungrateful piece of shit. It's none of your business. You're lucky you can still fucking WALK!" He raised his voice towards the end of his rant, turning his head towards the bedroom. I heard snickering from down the hall and assumed it was PJ.

"Anyway. Where were we in our conversation, Frank?" I continued, as if nothing happened.

"Well, I was going to tell you about Chr-"

"No need. I can do that," Chris cut Frank off, shifting in his seat slightly. "I've been working for Mr. Lester the longest. Help him smuggle drugs, sell drugs, that whole thing. I steal money occasionally, but normally I'm selling drugs." After I gave him a questioning look, he laughed a bit and said, "No, to answer your question, I don't do drugs. Sell 'em. Make money. That's a priority."

"Oh. And, um, are you...okay?" I asked Chris. He seemed uncomfortable, but I was concerned.

"My ass hurts. Other than that I'm great, thanks." Chris chuckled and stood up, then walked to the bathroom. Phil walked downstairs moments later.

"There is so much competition in these parts. I say we take them all hostage." Phil declared, and Frank stood up. "Can I help?" Frank asked, a hopeful smile on his face. "Actually, yes. Ligouri, Kendall, Howell, get in the car with Frank. (Y/n), you're coming too." I nodded and followed Frank to a van, and we all hopped in. Chris and Dan came a bit later than everyone else, but soon we were off.

"Let's take the Americans first. Then we'll head over to Alfie's base and take his girlfriend, and force the rest of them to come with us. But we'll leave Alfie and Shane. They can try to rescue their teams, but we'll kill them and then torture the rest," Phil explained quickly. Soon, we arrived at the American's base and Phil got out of the car. I didn't realize how late it had gotten, but it was dark out.

"(Y/n), go to the back of the car and help Kendall and Ligouri load the 'hostages' when they come back. Howell, Gioia, follow me," Phil explained quietly. Everyone nodded and got into position.

Phil nodded and the five young men ran into the house. I heard several screams, a few gunshots, and saw them run out, each with a person. I opened the door and watched as several young men were thrown into the back, then I shut the door and everyone hopped back in. A man, who I assumed was Shane, yelled, "JOEY! NO!"

"Tie 'em up, I'm heading to Alfie's base," Phil said and began to drive away. We tied up several people before I asked, "So. Who did you get?"

Dan looked at me and replied, "Joey Graceffa, Connor Franta, Troye Sivan. Although, I don't know why Troye would be with a bunch of Americans..."

I saw Connor look at Troye, and the two made eye contact for a moment before looking at Joey. They couldn't speak, since we gagged them, but I could tell.

"I think that Connor and Troye do what Chris and PJ do all the time..." I said, then winked seductively. Everyone laughed, and we pulled up to Alfie's base.

Phil nodded and they charged the house. A few minutes later, they came back out, holding three people. One girl and two boys. I opened the door and they threw them in the back.

"Who are these guys?" I asked, and Frank replied: "Zoe Sugg, Joe Sugg, Caspar Lee."

Then, I heard who I assumed was Alfie scream, "ZOE! I'LL GET YOU BABE, DON'T PANIC!"

Phil just laughed, and I slammed the door before hopping in the car and helping Dan and Frank tie up the hostages. Phil stepped on the gas and we were off.

"So. How much will Alfie and Shane pay for these twats?"