One Direction Preferences/Imagines

#16:You Fart in front of Him

HA I know this one is like O_o but I thought of it and Mehh Best friend gave me ideas and it was pretty funny and I was like whatever ill do it

So yeah.....

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NIALL

It was the regular morning where you and Niall eat breakfast and talk or do something random

Now it was the Afternoon and you and Niall were in the living room watching T.V

Niall was on his phone beside you and you were leaning on him watching the show on the screen

It was really unexpected it just came out

"Pfffttttt" (Im sorry I don't know how to spell a fart noise)

You realized what you just did your cheeks went red and what Niall said just surprised you

"If your trying to turn me on..... It's working" he said with a chuckle

You moved away from him and looked at him with a weird face

"Your Weird Niall" you said ruffling with his hair

"We'll your dating weird Niall"

"And I love my weird Niall" you said giving him a kiss but quickly pulled back

"Why does that turn you on?" You asked really curious

"I really don't know.... I mean if a girl is willing to just let it out...... Its just" he said training off

"Attractive" you say laughing at his choice of words

"Yeah something like that" he said pulling you in for another kiss

LOUIS

You and Louis were sitting in your Living Room because it was MOVIE MONDAY

Every Monday you and Lou would watch a movie you two picked out

Lou went to go get some snacks

You were glad that he was in the kitchen because then you could pass some gas

You thinking he wasn't in the living room

You just let it out

"Pfffttttt"

Seconds later you heard fake gagging and choking

You got up to see what it was

You looked behind the couch to see him hashing around

"Lou What the Hell are you doing behind the couch" you say smacking him

"Ow" he said getting up off the floor

"Well I came back to scare you because we're going to be watching a horror movie... And you farted" he said with laughter

"Lou you weren't supposed to hear that" you whine hiding your face in a pillow

"I don't mind" he said walking away

"Really?" You asked shocked

"Yeah we're only human" he said before disappearing into the kitchen

You were relieved he didn't mind you passing gas in front of him because now you were even more comfortable around him

HARRY

Harry and you came back from a little get together with the boys

They really wanted to see you so you payed them a visit

At your flat you and Harry were getting bored

"Let's play spin the bottle" Harry said with a bottle in hand

"But were just 2 people , don't we need more people to play spin the bottle with" you asked confused

"Yes but I'm bored and there is nothing to do so why not" he said sitting down on the floor in front of you patting the seat in front of him for you to sit

You sat down and started playing

Most of the times you picked dare and did whatever Harry told you to do

But you were getting a bit tired

"Let's go to bed now babe" you say starting to get up and pull him along

"Please just one more round" he says pulling you down

"Ok ok this last one" you say rubbing your eyes

"You ask me first" he says

"Ok Truth or Dare" you say

"Dare" he says back

"Ok I dare for you to come up to bed with me and go to sleep" you said

"Ok ok after you go....Truth to dare"he says with a laugh

You weren't going to make this mistake again so you picked Truth because Harry was getting ridiculous with the dares

"Truth" you say

He let out a sigh along with a frown but that frown was soon replaced with a smile

"Ok.... Is it True that girls Fart?" He asked with a cheeky smile

You were a little taken a back at his question

You also didn't want to say yes because no girl likes to admit that they fart

"Ok time for bed" you say getting up and going upstairs

"Baabbbeee" Harry whines

"Whhaaattt" you mock back

"Answer Mehh" he says

"Why don't you look it up" you say jockingly

"Ok" he says pulling out his phone

"Harry I was joking" you say taking his phone

"Then how am I suppose to find out" he says whiny again

"I don't know find a creative way to do it but not by the Internet" you said climbing into bed

You get comfortable and fall into a deep sleep

~~~~~Next Morning~~~~~

You wake up and your eyes flutter open but to see who was hovering over you

You see Harry with a smirk on his face

"What??" You ask a little scared

He doesn't answer you but gets his phone and presses some buttons before handing it to you

"What am I suppose to do with this" you ask confused

"Just listen" he says pressing start for you to listen to what has been recorded

RECORDING:

"Ok so I asked Y/N if girls fart or not but she didn't answer me and I tried looking it up but she didn't let me and she told me to find a creative way to find out" you heard Harry's voice in a whisper

"So right now Y/N is sleeping and I'm going to record to see if she farts in her sleep" you hear Harry laugh a bit in the back ground

By this time you looked at Harry wide eyed but you kept on listening

"Pfffttttt"

"Pfffttttt"

You would randomly hear along with Harry's laughter

Harry took the phone from you at the end

"Ok why did I need to find out that I fart in my sleep" you say a bit embarrassed

"Oh no reason just wanted to share exciting news"

"Girls DO fart" he said fist pumping the air

"How is that exciting" you murmur questionably

But Harry didn't hear you

"So how about breakfast" he asks

"Yeah let's go" you say happy in the change of subject

But all day Harry would randomly laugh and you knew exactly why ☺️

LIAM

You and Liam went out to a Mexican restaurant

At the restaurant you might of eaten a lot of beans

And beans make you gassy

You were scared when you got home because he wanted you to watch a movie with him

You both got in comfortable clothes and say down in front of the T.V in your bed room

You ate popcorn now and then being nervous about being gassy because you've never farted in front of Liam

You could feel a fart coming and you knew it could be loud so you didn't want to take your chance

So you decided you would cover it up with nothing other then a cough or a sneeze

*Cough (Fart)

Into the movie more you could feel a bit more coming

*Cough (Fart)

A couple of minutes later

*Couch (Fart)

Liam looked at you

"Uhmm is something wrong" he asked

Oh no you could feel a long one coming

"NOOOOooooo" you said in different ranges of pitch

"No" you said

Liam just nodded awkwardly and you two finished watching the movie

By the end of the night you decided it was time for bed so you both got up and made yourselves comfortable

You on the other hand didn't feel comfortable around Liam knowing that you were going to be gassy that night

You were tense when Liam pulled you close to him

"It's alright babe I know" he whispered into your ear

Which just caused you to tense up even more

"I'm ok with it.... Why do I care... I mean it happens" he said trying to make you relax

Which he did

That night you felt comfortable with Liam and you weren't scared of being gassy

ZAYN

Zayn and you just came back from a long day of shopping

Not his choice but yours

You were at your shared flat

You and Zayn got into some comfortable clothes wanting to watch a movie and eat junk food

Technically a Lazy Day

You were on the couch elbow on the arm rest with your head on your hand

Just admiring Zayn from a far

He was looking through Netflix looking for a movie you to could watch

You knew it was coming. That you had to pass gas and you thought it was going to be silent so you let it out

"Pfffttttt" you closed your eyes tight because it was louder then what you thought it would be

Looking at your now interesting hands

You could feel Zayns eyes on you but you couldn't tell if he was laughing or shocked

"It was suppose to be silent" you muttered to yourself not sure if he heard

But your suspicions were confirmed when Zayn came over to you

"It's ok it happens" he said giving you a smile trying to hold in a laugh

"Now I'm going to make some popcorn" he said walking towards the kitchen behind you

You let out a sigh thinking he was in the kitchen

"Pfffftttt" you heard a sound behind you but it wasn't you

You turned around to see a smirking/laughing Zayn

"Pfffttttt" he did again but with his lips

He was mocking you

You got a pillow from beside you and through it at him

"Zayn shut up" you yelled

"Ok ok ok ill stop" he said in between fits of laughter

"Pfffttttt" you heard again

This time you got up and turned around

"You know what Zayn" you said playfully but pretending to be mad and threatening

With your hand up in the air trying to act like you were going to hit him

"I'm going I'm going" he said with his hands up in surrender

He finally left to the kitchen leaving you alone in the living room

Zayn came back with junk food

You too watched the movie and Zayn would now and then Imitate a fart noise. You just brushed it off with laughter.

He was just teasing you and he was glad that you didn't feel ashamed or uncomfortable around him

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Omfg I almost forgot to update

AHHHH that would of been scary

But I didn't

And I know some of you were like WTF WHY DID SHE DO THIS PREFERENCE

And to be honest I would be asking myself the same thing if I were you

But there are various reasons to why I did this preference

1) I haven't seen a preference like this and I thought I could be the first

2) My BestFriend have me ideas

So yeah that's why

I really have to give most of the credit to ELISABETH (Mehh Best Friend) because she gave me like the ideas and stuff and I wrote it down

SO THANK YOU ELISABETH IF YOUR READING THIS LOVE YU GIRLY

Any way thank you to my PANDA/BOOS (Readers) for getting me too 800+ reads

I can't even express how much I FREAKING love you

To the people that read my preferences and authors notes

The question of the Preference:

2) What are you a Harry,Zayn,Niall,Liam, or Louis girl...???

For me I CAN'T pick I love them all SOOO much but if I HAD to pick it

I'm probably a Zayn and Niall girl

I've been one from the start

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Sorry if there are errors I tried to proof read it and make sure i didn't miss anything but I'm not that great coming to editing

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