Clumsy Alien
A Screenplay by Ilal
INT. A LIBRARY - AFTERNOON
Remarkable teacher DCI KIMBERLY MALKOVICH is arguing with thoughtful psychiatrist MASTER MARK TRESCOTHIK. KIMBERLY tries to hug MARK but he shakes her off.
KIMBERLY
Please Mark, don't leave me.
MARK
I'm sorry Kimberly, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
KIMBERLY
I am such a person!
MARK frowns.
MARK
I'm sorry, Kimberly. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
MARK leaves.
KIMBERLY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, hopeful painter MR BORIS OLSSON barges in looking flustered.
KIMBERLY
Goodness, Boris! Is everything okay?
BORIS
I'm afraid not.
KIMBERLY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
BORIS
It's ... an alien ... I saw an evil alien shoot a bunch of elderly gents!
KIMBERLY
Defenseless elderly gents?
BORIS
Yes, defenseless elderly gents!
KIMBERLY
Bloomin' heck, Boris! We've got to do something.
BORIS
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
KIMBERLY
You can start by telling me where this happened.
BORIS
I was...
BORIS fans himself and begins to wheeze.
KIMBERLY
Focus Boris, focus! Where did it happen?
BORIS
Kings Cross Station! That's right - Kings Cross Station!
KIMBERLY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
KIMBERLY rushes along the street, followed by BORIS. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. KINGS CROSS STATION - SHORTLY AFTER
DAN TORRANCE a clumsy alien terrorises two elderly gents.
KIMBERLY, closely followed by BORIS, rushes towards DAN, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
BORIS
What is is? What's the matter?
KIMBERLY
That's not just any old alien, that's Dan Torrance!
BORIS
Who's Dan Torrance?
KIMBERLY
Who's Dan Torrance? Who's Dan Torrance? Only the most clumsy alien in the universe!
YOU ARE READING
Ilal
General FictionJust a series of short fictions that I find time to write. My goal is 100 of them. If I don't reach this goal. spam me until I do :) danks. Most of these are generated so Technically i don't own them so.. disclaimer, I don't own anything but my char...
