Goodbye Bunny Sweaty Elephant
Dear bunny,
To me, you are like a very sweaty elephant and I'm not sure that I need a very sweaty elephant in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you running with my baby.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your nan is extremely great and your sister-in-law is, without a doubt, the most stupid person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some aggressive times swinging together. You have teeth like fuzzy spring onions and the most crazy tongue I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really mild rat complaining into my skull. When I see you collapsing it makes me want to steal your spring onion teeth and post them to outer space.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were a billionaire and not a elephant who likes running with my baby.
What I'm trying to say, is take your crazy tongue and go.
Yours no more
Ilal
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Ilal
General FictionJust a series of short fictions that I find time to write. My goal is 100 of them. If I don't reach this goal. spam me until I do :) danks. Most of these are generated so Technically i don't own them so.. disclaimer, I don't own anything but my char...
