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Stick Your Lazy and Aggressive Job, Big Man
Dear Big Man,
I have some news, which I think you will find spiky.
Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Spagness Town Council both lazy and aggressive.
It's fair to say that my mentor is amazing and the drivers are disruptive, but this has not stopped me from finding the work lazy.
I have really enjoyed laughing with my mentor and stealing sharp pencils from the store cupboard. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming the pope have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a golf club. I dream of getting up in the morning and munching, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a pair of scissors and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a journalist, to pursue my true calling as the pope.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a spiky heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of hell on earth.
Yours sincerely
Ilal
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Ilal
BeletrieJust a series of short fictions that I find time to write. My goal is 100 of them. If I don't reach this goal. spam me until I do :) danks. Most of these are generated so Technically i don't own them so.. disclaimer, I don't own anything but my char...
