A Scrummy Giraffe Brandishing a Pair of Water Pistols Ate My Homework
Dear Mrs Black,
Have I told you lately how much I love your beautiful feet?
I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my report. As you know, I've always had a very slippery attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.
My bessie and I were in my lounge enjoying some moist sprouts when a scrummy giraffe came barging in brandishing a pair of water pistols.
It looked at me with mild eyes. I stared at its chewy liver. When it started poking, I knew it meant business.
I made a dive for my report but the scrummy giraffe decided to bash my nose and then run off flying. I was taken aback.
So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the scrummy giraffe had grabbed my report until much later.
That evening, I was swinging with my ex girlfriend when I suddenly noticed that my report was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in the store cupboard.
Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the scrummy giraffe had taken my report to feed to its lifeless mum.
Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my lifeless report.
Thanks
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Ilal
General FictionJust a series of short fictions that I find time to write. My goal is 100 of them. If I don't reach this goal. spam me until I do :) danks. Most of these are generated so Technically i don't own them so.. disclaimer, I don't own anything but my char...
