Punished for likening my feet to a stupid squash
Dear Mr Black,
I am sorry to report that little Perry has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little Perry is usually a very entertaining and crazy child. However, today I caught him collapsing during class.
When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Exterminate!" and began juggling with his friend Elliot.
Perry aggravated the matter further by calling me a lifeless koala and likening my feet to a stupid squash.
Little Perry was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow ugly hair extensions at Roosevelt Franklin Elementary.
Roosevelt Franklin Elementary prides itself on being an aggressive and delightful establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children collapsing and juggling on the premises. Added to which, my feet looks nothing like a squash, as Mr Black will testify.
Please ensure that little Perry attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his ugly clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
Ilal
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