The Joker and the Purple Jester {Currently Being Updated}

The Extended Passion

I open my eyes, looking at the molded dry wall that's beside my bed. I rub my eyes, and shift my body over to check on J. As I turn, I notice that he's no longer asleep, and I assume he's been up for awhile, he never sleeps well anymore. 

It's been a week since I've been back from being in Batman's deceiving hold. J seems to be more protective of me since my return, barely letting me out of his sight. I'm pretty sure I can handle myself though. Maybe he doesn't trust me anymore...No, that can't be it, he's just trying to protect me.  I sit up in the bed, and run my hand through my greasy purple hair. I really need a shower. 

I stand up, making my way to the bathroom, and undress myself. 

I hop in the shower, and start the water. The heat of the water feels so good, I feel like it's been so long since I've lived like a human being. I start humming as I start washing my hair. I hear footsteps coming from outside the bathroom.

"J?" I yell over the sound of the shower water running.

"Oh, you're up finally? I just came in to wake you." He says, walking into the bathroom.
"Eh!? Why are you in here? I'm in the shower!" I say, embarrassed. 

"Why does it matter? I need to shower too, so hurry up." He says.

I blush, and hurry on with my shower, looking as some of my purple hair dye is washed out of my hair down the shower drain.

"Oh, I really need a re-do on my hair soon." I sigh, watching it get washed away. 

I hear J tapping on the sink, waiting for his turn. 

"If you don't hurry, I'll have to jump in there with you!" He laughs, becoming anxious.

"EH!?" I say, almost falling in the shower. 

I turn the water off and reach my arm out of the shower, waiting for him to hand me a towel. 
"Towel please." I say, stuttering. 

He slowly hands me the towel, but gets extremely close to the shower curtain, almost looking in.

"Hey!" I yell, quickly covering myself. 

"Nothing..." He laughs, and I jump out of the shower, wrapping the towel firmly around my cold body, shivering as I make my way into the bedroom.

"Hurry up and get ready, because our agenda is Purreetttyyy big today." J says as I see his clothes being thrown out of the bathroom as he hops in the shower.

My stare is extended away from the  bathroom as I try to avoid any reasoning to want to go back to the bathroom. I run my hand through my hair as some purple dye stains my hand. Eh ,it's fine.
I grab my leather suit, which I swear gets sluttier and sluttier every time I wear it. I laugh to myself, and sink into the skin tight suit. I wrap my hair up in a ponytail, and grab the face makeup that sits on a broken vanity beside the bed. I take a glob of the white masking creme and start rubbing it all over my face. I go slowly this time, really getting into the idea of the makeup, it's such a passionate time. I rub the purple makeup all around my eyes and finish getting myself ready.

J walks out of the bathroom, wearing only green boxers. I secretly look his body over as I look at all of his scars and burns randomly placed all over his body.

"Take a picture, why don't cha." He says, smiling at me.

I hurry and whip my head away, looking down at the ground.

"Sorry.."I whisper, sitting on the bed, trying to put my leather boots on.  I finish the final details of my outfit and watch as J throws on the rest of his clothes, and does his makeup. He looks so good that it nearly kills me seeing him look like that. You'd think I'm used to it by now, but I guess not. I giggle to myself a little and grab my special knife, placing it deep down into my boot so it's not easy to see. J throws some knives into the inside pocket of his over-sized purple coat. He shrugs at me and points towards the door for us to leave. Outside of our room are a couple of henchmen, they're going to be our back up for today.

As we walk outside, we get to a beat up van and J sits in the driver's seat, and I sit beside him. My favorite spot to be is right beside him, I wouldn't want it any other way. The others crawl into the back of the van and have their guns ready to fire in case something happens. 

"So, what exactly are we doing? You haven't explained yet, and it would probably be good if I knew, so I can be prepared." I say to J, watching him as he doesn't focus on the road very well, looking me over. 

I blush, and look forward at the road, being his eyes.

"Oh, nothing really, just stealing some things." He says, and focuses back onto the road.

"Stealing what, might I ask?" I say. He looks over at me again, but this time with a more stern look. 

"You'll figure out when we get there." He says, obviously getting a little annoyed.  I shut up and look out the window to my right, watching the world pass around us. I don't like it when I  make J angry. I don't mean to. I rest my hand on my cheek and wait for us to arrive at wherever we're going. 

A couple of minutes later, we pull into an alley.
There in the alley, there's a girl that looks about my age, maybe a little older, and a couple of older muscular men holding her by her wrists, and one of the men looks me straight in the eye and smiles.

"Ehh? I say, as we halt in front of them, and J gets out with the henchmen closely following behind him. The girl has long blonde hair, and a really pretty face. She is strangely calm and smiles boldly at J. 
Who is this girl? Wait, are we stealing HER? 

The girl looks at me dead in the eye.

"I'm happy to be joining the team." She winks at J, and the guys holding her down let he go, and she skips over to J and gives him a big hug. 
"I missed you puddin!" she says, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

What the hell?