Diary of a Couch Potato (Cont.)

Chap 3. Mr.preppy pants

Read on! Readers read on...don't you close the book on me :)

If you ever feel this way…feel free to comment because I did this in school today .Yeah, its totally drop dead hilarious…cause well I’m full of fun, even in real life. Hope, you come and visit me in the magical adventures of my everyday life! But, like I said before…I have a boyfriend…So not all these things are entirely true.

Enjoy! Care to comment about your funny adventures in school/home life.

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This is the best moment in my life!I couldn't stop gawking at all his hotness! Chase Duncan was just so...yummy. Now...this is worth a pause...I just had to stop and stare. His Blondie hair flowed in the breeze in my fantasy...well not exactly, it wasn't even windy in the hallway. But the world just disappeared around us. The imaginary hearts twirled around his beautiful features, and his perfect white smile brightened the whole room. I just wanted to lean over and make out with him right now...I just had to. OMG...now he just pulled me up to his side...I was so going to write about this later on in my diary.

Now, he just patted me on the back...OMG! CHASE DUNCAN just touched me! I totally saw the sparks fly, fireworks blasted into my ears. Now, he's talking to me about something I couldn't quite grasp. CHASE DUNCAN just talked to me! I'm not sure if you haven't noticed but...I really love him, I know he dosn't know my existence and all...but I swear one day he will!

I'll be the princess being rescued from the evil witch, and he'll be the brave knight...and we'll ride off into the sunset. Hey...I know its fake...but a girl can dream. A girl can dream on...one day he'll be mine :)

I have had a crush on Mr. preppy pants since forever...for as long I can remember. I hope one day we'll get married, like one of those corny arranged marriage books I read so much about. He'll hate me at first, but slowly he'll for fall my nerdy charms...were married for god sakes! And he'll dump that ugly girlfriend of hers! Okay...his girlfriend isn't really that evil, or ugly, or sour, or the jealous type...the plot is ruined in this love story!

Nice witch, hot preppy prince, fat Cinderella...what more can go wrong? I know...the toad A.k.a stalker nerd...comes up to preppy prince and snatches fat Cinderella from him...and turns her into Thumbelina! Then, Thumbelina is forced to jump into the pond and kiss the ugly toad...Until the smurfs come and rescue her from his evil clutches...and then the annoying fairy boy next door(The ruler of the smurfs) comes, Throws pie in her face...that apparently crushes poor Thumbelina to death.

Whoa...whoa, pause right there, stop the camera, CUT! Too much imagination to function, OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD!

“Well, bye.” He waves and gives me a little smile. Blood rushes up to my face, and I’m pretty sure I look like a red tomato. Considering that my cheeks were inflated as a balloon.

I need boy therapy…and bad. Bad, is an understatement? Calling me a love loony is like calling Adolph Hitler a little unstable.

I have turned into a blond vegetable! Oh…the irony! Okay, so maybe I’m not blond…but you get the picture. I’m hopeless when it comes to flirting with boys, lip-gloss, the jenny Craig program, comparing to my perfect older sister AND making friends. According to freaky friend Sadie I have a tendency to scare boys away, or any kind of human being that wants to get near me…she says I have to work on my people skills (Not like that’s going to change anything). Well, she’s the one to talk…hey, I’m not the one(She is) running around in circles screaming “Cookies!” at the top of my lungs. Oh, great now…some poor freshman dirty-blond boy (Another one of Sadie’s lured victims) is now walking slowly behind her, his hands are twitching like crazy and already I could tell he’s been trying too hard.