To: Sadie Flores<Born2bwild@Hotmail.com>
From: Marissa Bettgila<Iluvyepirates@Yahoo.com>
Subject:Where r u?
Sadie I've called you for the 100th time, tonight. Where r u?Have you moved to the other side of the country or something and didn't even bother to tell me?ANSWER YOUR PHONE! Yr killing me here! You were so right about me needing to live a little. If you get this message reply to it immediately! DID YOU HERE ME SADIE??!! immediately!It's a matter of life and death.I couldn't sleep all night thinking of how I was going to spill it to you(And also because Archer is throwing another one of those lame party's , I swear to god if they don't lower the volume over there I'm going to go mental and drive a forklift into that house)! He is the worst next door neighbor in the world!UGGGH!
You know what? Never mind. I'm going to Spare myself a few Brain cells.
Call me when you get this.
Hugs & Kisses,
Marissa
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To: Marissa Bettgila<Iluvyepirates@Yahoo.com>
From: Sadie Flores<Born2bwild@Hotmail.com>
Subject:Where r u?
RIGHT NOW, I AM WATCHING VAMPIRE DIARIES IN OUR FAMILY THEATER ROOM. DAMON SALVATORE IS SO HOT!!!HOW CAN ELENA NOT FALL FOR HIM??I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND THAT STEPHAN IS THE SENSITIVE ONE BUT HE'S NOT EVEN THAT CUTE!!HE IS TOTALLY CHECKING ELENA OUT EVEN THOUGH HE IS GOING OUT WITH CORALINE FORBES!OMG!!I LOVE HIS EYES!THEY ARE SO GREEN!
SO WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
P.S THE REASON WHY I COULDN'T ANSWER YR PHONE CALLS IS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED MY CELL DOWN THE TOILET BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE DADDY SAYS HE WILL CALL THE PLUMMER IN THE MORNING AND GET IT OUT.
SADIE :)
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To: Sadie Flores<Born2bwild@Hotmail.com>
From: Marissa Bettgila<Iluvyepirates@Yahoo.com>
Subject:Where r u?
Sometimes I pray for you, sadie. I really do.Don't you know where the 'caps lock' key is?It is the key below 'tab' and 'shift'.I recommend you use it next time you e-mail me. And by the way, I don't care about Damon Salvatore or Elisa whatever, right now.I have a bigger crisis on my hands.I'm not sure if you haven't noticed lately but yr best Friend is about the size of a small elephant.I CAN'T EVEN BEND DOWN TO TIE MY SHOES or my pants will rip down the middle, like yesterday for example. I am so desperate to lose some pounds I have turned to my last resort.You've guessed it, my thick-skulked neighbor Archer Sloane. Not only did he offend my future husband by calling him 'plastic' but he also dangled my precious iPhone above my head.
This, as you may predict, is unforgivable.
The only reason why I'm doing this in the first place is to impress chase Duncan so I can't have archer talking trash about him. See, the thing is me and archer struck a deal. I give him a make-over so he could impress some girl(which I currently believe is Megan Arnold, Chase's girlfriend) and he gives me a slim bod(Well, not necessarily. He just has to give me a diet, a workout format and become my own personal trainer but I'm sure it won't affect his schedule at all). Sound like a fair deal, right? So anyways, the real deal behind this E-mail is because I need yr help.I need you to be there with me everyday after school...because I can't stand him, sadie.You of all people should know that.I need you to urge me on and tell me it's worth the headache.
YOU ARE READING
Diary of a Couch Potato (Cont.)
HumorMarissa Bettgila is tired of being called 'fat girl'. She literary spends her Saturday at home all day, with her only friend and watch's soap operas with an extra-large bag-o-onions on the side. She wants to live her highschool existence to the full...
