My Kingdom

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom. It was a very strange kingdom. It was called "The Land of Here". .

The Queen, was very sassy. Her name was Queen Louis Tommo, or Queen Tommo.

The king, who was also very sassy, was named "King El".

The princess, who is a 'Sassmasta' in training, was named "Princess Emily".

She had a wonderful and handsome prince. His name was "Prince Harry".

There were also three other princes. Their names were "Prince Niall", "Prince Zayn", and "Prince Liam".

Harry and Emily had two daughters. "Princess Darcy" and "Princess Bridget".

Prince Niall had a princess too. Her name was "Princess Darien".

Prince Liam's princess was named "Princess Danielle."

Prince Zayn also had a princess. Her name was "Princess Perrie."

Princess Bridget had a Lady in Waiting. Her name was Maddie.

The Royal Advisor's name was Christine.

Everyone else was simply a peasant. There were levels of peasants, however.

There was the first level. That was just standard peasants.

The second level was "lowly peasants."

The third level was "filthy peasants."

There was also a fourth level. These were the worst of all. They had committed crimes so bad, that they were reduced to this level. There were only two people in the entire kingdom who were in this level.

The best part of the kingdom, was the royal pet. He was a tall, fierce, terrifying fire breathing dragon. His name was Darwin. He had a British accent and was obsessed with unicorns. He had no fears. Except for one, he was afraid of the terrifying assassin butterflies from the neighboring kingdom.

These kingdoms were rivals. And one kingdom was struck down while the other still lives to this day. Which one is which? You'll have to read to find out.