wen mart morstlop seed hoo teh torcher guyz identutey wuz she faynt bekuz her always want 2 metted DAIV TENT!!1!
"o lukes liek me troo idontitr iz noan 2 everbud!" laffling daiv tent with an anownt uv obvus.
suddenli A SEKUND GUY with mined kintrol geer wokking in kichin and spokend. "wel wel dav tenty, I IZ THONKERING U NED 2 BE TOTTED A LESSING!" yeling teh sekin guy ULTUMIT TRIOMF!!1'!
jon wotdonk recugnizeen dat aksint frum innywere! now iz jon haflaff wotnonkle tiem 2 shyne! "GUYS TEH SEKOND GUY IS--"
"meriart," sedding tweenk wot with awe and poynt revulv gun at DAIV TINT but then MERIORT then DAIV TENt then BAK MERIATRY cuz he kant deesyde hoo iz mor thretting!
meriart waiv handz in abuv hed wyldly wich wuz liek a signul 4 tweenkl wok 2 nut shotting but he nut no so sending a BOOLUT strate at daiv tunt!1!
mart mokstop haz liek an inturnal alarm 2 no wen daiv tent is thretted so her unfaynt and herself SHAWT OWT and push davod tenont owt uv rainj uv teh booliot and DIE with heroik sakfrifise!
"NUZiUUYUUUUUUUIZi!" skreech jon hatkorter wotsbeerd and him stert 2 cheer meriatty on! "YEH!" him skreemling. "DO UT!"
"now daiv tent..." mertree sedding and git mined kuntrol geer RITE OWT. "tel me wut u not liek and i wil maik u do ut!!1!!1!!"
"wel i nut liek dansing," him admiteen darkly.
"yes," sedding meriorto put on a masck uv epiknis. "but wut KYND uv dans?"
"ballay" daiv tint thotting a littl skardly.
so meriart mined kuntrol daiv tont 2 gode on2 a staij and stert ballay dansing. evun huz parints kaimed 2 woch, lolz.
"welp i thonk our jub is dun heer," sedding shurelok wolmz uplozz. den thay al git in sparkulkopp jus in tiem 2 c zomby micfruft aryvr and film daiv tunt ballay 2 put on yootoob lol.
"so were 2 nixt?" kwestshun tweenkl wotsun. he waird an kaptin hat wich wuz epik so ppl node him in charj arownd theez parts!!1!
"im thunking amurka??/??" sedding mary morst.
"yeh i agreeminting" sedding jon wikto but dud he rlly meen it or iz he just sedding ut 2 nut disapoynting mart martston? its a mistery we nivvr wil unravvl" thotting shurlok wholz with geerz uv huz brayne werking hawrd.
daiv tent am yelling at thum frum way diwn thare. "I WOOD HAV GITTED AWAY WITH UT 2 IF IT HADDUNT BIN 4 TEH MEDLING SHERL AND FRINDS!!"
lolstrod jus stik owt tun and maik sily fais tontly at daiv tent lolz. then he uze tinny dyve bord and dyve in2 mally hoopr mussed up haredo.
"amurka it iz!" yel tweenkl wots epikly and spun teh weel helm. teh sparjlykopt taken awf and fly 2 sity noo orlinz!
at noo orlinz thay al et benyay and then go 2 stert an jaz bind. shurelok whulm wuz uze huz vyolin but disgize it az a saxifone so him ok and nut get arestle 4 not beeing TROO JAZ.
terns owt brokly had haz bin a sto away on teh sparkop but dat wuz ok so he bekum a epik drumer 4 teh band.
waivy wayvb..tiem skip
jon hatpen wotsoke wuz at teh hitel rum thayd rentid 4 teh breef vaykayshun 2 noo orlinz and he iz teh onlee 1 awaikle. sudenli he wuz see a nok on teh dore! him git up and strech and maik anoying noizes with mouf.
"alwayz teh saim" muttering shureloke in slepping or id him?/?
den jon wotes going 2 opin teh dore and it wuz 2 EPIK NINJUHZ.
jon haykale wotsalantro smurk and say "taik me 2 ur leedr" cuz he thonk thay were aylen ninjuhs but it wuz rlly jus al teh keen kaik teh ninjuhs dud wich maik thare faises luke bloo and grean and yelo.
but evun tho thay wer nut aylens ninjuh 1 sedding "y nut? we wuz gunna do dat INNYWAY!1!" so they leed jon wotdonky 2 a yot boat and go insyde 2 fynd CHURLZ OGISTIS MAGNISON! "but jus magnoosin 4 short" him sedding.
"mugnopin wut r u doing heer?" ask jon haytale woton dramatikkle.
"wel im heer 2 kidnop U!!" he skreemle with an amount uv obvus. teh ninjuhs taik owt an sord and konk jon ovr teh hed and nok him owt kold!!1! also jon faynt.
mahahahaha gud jub!!" say mignolin and eyez flash 2 GULD SHINE doller sines cuz he uze jon haysnail woson 4 ransum agenst teh guy hoo hav strykd it rich...MERIATRY!!1!
O SAYETH WUT!! wil mertriat pay mognoyo 2 git jon woctso bak? is teh noo jaz band rooind 4ever? wil daiv tint git huz reevinj? WUT WIL HAPPIN!'!!?!/1! reed teh nixt chptr 2 no!
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Shurelok Wholmes and Co: teh Heros uv teh Prophissy
Fanfiction(A parody story, meant to have the worst grammar, plot holes, and writing as possible. Basically, it's meant to be so bad it's good. Here's the summary.) When shurelok wholmes and jon wotsun ar sumuned 2 a pwnage site, shurelok theenks it waz hiz mo...
