shurl gettid go disaperf in an POOF! an thun gawn.
"wulp ur gunna solf merdur uv bana?" brokl askd with plees 4 "saiv me now" in huz eyezbolls.
jon wotsports ver srsly (but 20% idk-wut-im dudding) addid dearstokker and smoakin pipe 2 huz wardroab. "yus, im thonkers ut wuld be obvus!!1!"
"wel blimy! lets-a-go!" bubbled brokl. so them bolth et rokkits boostur 4 rush at TERBO SPEEDLE 2 kach teh 11.00 flite! "pm in kais anybud arint node" informd an guy.
thay haz git thar and plain abowt 2 TAIK AWF and leev jon & brokl in uts dust! jon peeped at an clok and c uts 10;89 PM!
"weev gottid 11 mints luft in owr puzeshun!" sed jun in a impreshun uv shurl thut fayled 2 kapcher teh lyfe and sperit uv teh orijunal, kinda liek ster wors prekwills lol.
"luts do thus thang!" brokl yall and gode 2 eskalator but KANT bekuz him 2 skard 2 go eskalate. o well, so gode elevate insted.
thun... teh kountdown stert.
waivy waivlon...teh tiem skipple stert
(al happynd wuz jus stuf thut wuld bor u owt uv ur MINED liek sekuruty and wokking and udder stuffs.)
thay maid ut 2 flite rite atting 10:99 PM!
"fyoo, that wuz an klose shaiv" sedded wots & wipe swet awf huz 'brow" (wich iz probly slangs 4 eyebrow)
it rlly wuz an klose shaiv, sum guyz spyke hare wud almos destroi brokl beerd! but briky wunted 2 keept ut 4 luke manliest ever.
lukkle theen, jon wotsolm and brooky gottid awn TEH FLITE wuch leeves 2 vejjy-topia, broklz HOAM.
thay git thar and got teh hek owt uv teh plain and ovur 2 neerist nayborhood.
"followts me, i no were he livving" bleeted brookl so jon followd behynd and smoak pype. meenwile unbenoanst 2 jun nixt tiem he gode 2 dokters huz chanse uv gettin dide by smokin wull chainj frum "ots improbable" 2 "ut probables!!"
soon thay haz arriv at howse uv torcher guy. in gardin iz gardin noams hoo had gettid torchers uv hav 2 gardin werk and BIG sine with spikes by ut on teh dore sed:
deer passerby oar sumbud reedin this. basikully all ya'll,
im owt shoping at teh torcher stor so doarnt go insyde mah hoam or u wil git torcherd an gramd totul uv 1.5 tiems!
luv, torchy.
PS: heerz a anagram puzzle 2 solf if u wunt 2 no my seekrot iduntity.
PPS: it rlly hard so im bets u kant do ut!
PPPS: heerz TEH ANAGRUM....
davi tetn
with shruggle jon woktso sedding "wulp him sedded we kant gode in rite now" so thay lefting 2 go banama fyooneral ferst.
at fooneral bamans coughin wuz an babama split wuch wuz priddy epik and disterb mineds at teh saim tiem.
teh onlee pikshur uv bana wuz takined rite aftr deth so him hav x insted uv eyes.
banamas fais below:
(X - X)
ut wuz a deprissing plais so thay gode 2 kasino 2 go gamblys! jon winned BIG so seekritly buys sum eggspensiv stuffs liek guld farori kar wuch he naimed "teh wots-mobile" sinse shurlok series isnt hadded a ikonik kar.
aftur minny gamble thay drives in wots-moble bak at 221a torcher stret wich iz torcher guy howse.
jon nokkle teh dore and brokl puttid huz branchis on huz hips.
torcher guy anser ot and skwot doun in trademerk torcher guy poze. "i am torcher guy!" he beeped. "tull meh wut u do nut liek and i wull maik u do ut!"
jon winked snikkly at brokl ;)
and sedded "im nut liek 2 solf babams murdrer"
"gaha! laffs torch gu. "I wull maik u do ut!" and 1 anti-klimaktic endle l8er torcher guy wuz arrist 4 howsebrake and merds uv bananim.
thx" sed brokl and taik vejjy razor and SHAIV!
"wulp i better get goin bak 2 englond suty" thonkined wotserp so leev but taik teh wots-mubile with hum.
meenwull in sitt englond...
shurelok wolms wuz al prepped 4 an PETA ambush.
but him nut expekt wut happin...nuxt!!!
WOAH! wut happend thut shurok nut ekspekt! wull shulrok b ok wit teh wots-mobile? wil PETA git shoot by shulrtlop boolit? wil lolstrod b use everkiks 2 hulp? wut wil brokl do now? REED ON 2 NO!!!!!1!
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Shurelok Wholmes and Co: teh Heros uv teh Prophissy
Fanfiction(A parody story, meant to have the worst grammar, plot holes, and writing as possible. Basically, it's meant to be so bad it's good. Here's the summary.) When shurelok wholmes and jon wotsun ar sumuned 2 a pwnage site, shurelok theenks it waz hiz mo...
