Shurelok Wholmes and Co: teh Heros uv teh Prophissy

chptr 60: uh EPIK 60ST CHIPTR (ant allso valtintuns dai spehull FUNAWLY part 6)

voldrinstort wunst in uh akwairim but sept ut wuz nut a big voldinz ony partinklez uv.

'hay, wire u do heer?' kaim a sond frum allso in thar and wuz a toadl.

'wal " sedded voldrinpiklez "i nut no, im jus wuz git CACHT.'

and weer nut no wut els thay r abowt 2 haz sedded bkuz rite then a bug also git throde in, ant priddy sune altso uh cat, a doge, a dolfoin, amd a staag (wich iz a dear man, in kais u diddunt no).

'HAY hoo pot u int?" asckin uv tode sedded rly mad bkuz hiom felting kroudid.

but ut wuz a epik kais uv kwestchun nut git inny anser (wich iz trajik) bkuz rite then teh voldrinparklez tride 2 bkaimd a babby voldy but KOODINT!!!1! himz partriklez war almoast git formd but then nut. 'Y am i kamt do in2 babby me??!????/?" wuz teh frustrait noyz uv voldyparterz.

'dis akwairim hazt a spel ont" sedding tode with darkly and epikly ' a majix spel uv UNBRAIKENDABALT. ut meenz im kant shaipshit in2 MERIAR2' ans gettid a noze-teer wich iz liek a eye-teer but mor embairusting. and teh oter aminals noddind thar heds owt uv simpathi unterstadning and wer sedded thongs liek 'me 2" and 'i wuz tride but kamt retern 2 persin form' and teh bug gode " thus happint 2 me wunts b4,'

'weem r nead an plan 2 bussed owt' wuz a sedding by teh cat that wuz in thar.

'im am no a wai 2 do ut, but wer haz 2 git hulp frum OWTSYDE " tode kumyoonikaitid, and maikd a kall.

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hond baskenvilt feltid an HYOOJ rimpul in hiomz shivallry wen seed huz laidy git poonched awf throan. hiz eyezboltz flasht 2 jowsting nites 4 a mint and then he gode dinnysor. "RAAAAAAAAOIRRRRRSTYARRRRRRRRR!!!!1!' wuz hiz, and pownst on noo detektuv keen wen sedding ut.

jon haymemroy wotstrigger wuz altso jompt on grate detuktiv bkuz hiz amneazu eraserz wentid gawn and hiom remembroid. 'yor wilt hav dedded mart mopstun AMD voldinort!!!?! " wuz a skreem uv jon wotsoy.

amd ut wuz liek a epik dants uv dinrosaru + mustash manz wint in a werlwinned uv mitey atak powr 2 the very sosopat. but teh poonch uv lawjik iz mor dedly than inny dino or mushtash dokker so ATAK DAFLEKTID.

meenwile a left hand sherluk whilnz that wuz thar wuz gittid anoyd. "i tolded u, ony wun kan defeet dat guy iz teh RELFEKSHUN uv hiomz!!!!1/!!!'

'o, ok ' sed wotsin and dino and givd up. but b4 dinny went bak 2 hownd jon wotswin had a sed that wuz 'kan u go fech tryannoreks frum tharappy, thay onli aksept dyno viztorz ' chalinj wuz taikd so baskerz-dinny gode gawn and nut see himz laidy faynt owt uv gerly luv-fellings 4 shivulry atempt.

teh too shorloks stair in2 each udderz eyezbolzerz and serkle wun another, and thar hyooj branez wer STRAYNING 2 no bist atak. everbud els wuz gittid snaks and find an kumfy seet 2 woch. all gittind pawpkern eksept lolstrod bkuz him JUNYER MINCE ONLY.

'wa-HA!!!!1' wun uv thiom sed but nobud kood tel wich.

"on gard!!!1!" sed teh udder shurelok that wuz nut teh wun hoo wuz just sedded "waHA' and puld owt an sord!!!

b4 innywun kood no teh udder wun also hadz an sord, but int left hamd, and epik sord fite wuz begund. baddul wuz turlf. ut wuz seemd liek teh rite hand datektiv wuz wunning but had a kyeris y teh udder guy wuz smilezing.

'y r yoo smilezing?" wuz hiz.

"bkuz i am nut leffed handid ' and wile sedding ut hiom swich sord 2 otter hand!!!!!!!!!!!! teh audiencence wuz skokked until teh rite hand shurl also swuch sord hanz and then thay wer just git bord and rold eyezbolz.