My Father Is Who!?

Grateful

"Please tell me I didn't do anything else that makes me want to cry?" I say blushing wildly.

"You fell over a couple times, punched yourself in the face while trying to pull up your sheets, and aside from trying to kiss Alan, you found where he stashes his condoms," says Austin laughing,

*ALL ITALICS ARE AUSTINS PAST POV*
I watch as Alex tries to sit on a stool, but misses and falls flat on her ass next to it. "Who *hic* moved *hic* that stool *hic*" she says, using the stool that she just failed to sit on as a ladder to stand up.
"Oh my god Austin I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have kept alcohol and vodka drinks in the fridge," says Alan giggling but looked really ashamed at the same time.
"It's alright, I don't think she's going to remember much of this anyway," I say smiling at her as she threatens Alan for apparently moving the stool from underneath her.

This.is.the.worst.day.of.my.life.

"You blew one up and stuck it over your head, which was quite amusing." Says Austin, "I also think Alan got it on video."

"Alannnnn *hic*" I hear Alex say from Alan's bedroom, sounding really slurred and making me sigh and smile, wondering what she's up to now.
"I didn't know you were having sex!" She yells appearing from the corridor stumbling all over the place and smiling evilly and holding some condoms in her hand, making me burst out laughing.
"Give them back!" Yells Alan launching off the couch and chasing Alex, she may be drunk and tripping all over the place, but the girl has some speed.
She giggles and hiccups and runs into the kitchen and climbs on a bench where Alan stands on the ground, his hands on his hips and tapping his foot sassily while Alex begins to blow up a condom, "these condoms are for big dicks," she says, making me choke from shock and Alan giggle while she attempts to drunkingly put it over her head.

Please god, kill me now.

"And you're not mad I got drunk?" I say rubbing my temples with embarrassment.

"Well you didn't know what you were drinking was alcoholic, and you didn't break anything expensive so not really." He says still giggling. This is going to be one of those stories that they tell to your friends or boyfriend when you bring them over and never shut up about.

"Argggg," I groan and slide down the seat in the car and rub my eyes, as the glare from the sun hurts my head and eyes.

"Bit hungover?" He says sounding a little worried, "Mc Donald's stop it is."

"I've never been drunk before," I say closing my eyes. "And I never want to get drunk again."

Austin giggles next to me and pulls into Mc Donald's where he's a few cars from the ordering post.

"What would you like?" He asks, "greasy food always helps with hangovers."

"A chicken burger would be nice." I say, my head throbbing.

We pull up next to the speaker and Austin orders me a chicken burger and himself one of those little icecream cones, and we head home.

"I haven't had Mac Donald's in so long," I say digging into my burger, the greasyness makes the ultimate comfort food. "Mum could never afford it."

"That's probably a good thing," says Austin licking the icecream, "it's not exactly the healthiest take away option."

"But it makes a good treat." I add and Austin nods in aggremen while he concentrates on the traffic.

"Are you excited for the tour?" Says Austin, "we leave in 3 days."

"I'm a little scared," I say trying not to focus on my killer headache,

"Don't be, touring is great, apart from being stuck in a bus with a lot of smelly men," says Austin chuckling "but you'll be able to meet a lot of bands too, and fans, they're all so lovely." Says Austin, getting really into this topic. He must really love playing shows and meeting fans, because after all, they're the reason he is where he is right now with his music career.

"Okay now that I think about it, I'm actually pretty excited to go with you's on tour," I say "I mean how many kids get to go on tour with their favourite band?" I say smiling up at him, I may seem like a brat at times but i'm so grateful for what Austin is doing for me.