HOW TO WRITE THE HOTTEST STORY ON WATTPAD

THE PRICEY PLASTIC SURGERY

Those who are naturally not that 'Hot’, need something artificial. Ever seen those epically rich ladies, yes, THOSE.Those who keep getting their long Pinocchio noses reduced,b00bs enlarged, chin tweaked and wrinkles removed. Your story IS that lady. We have got the part where i have explained (in details) the importance of b00b and a$$ enlargement.

So the point is- Get your long noses reduced.

Translation in Wattpadish (the official language of the kingdom of Wattpad)-Reduce the spelling mistakes. Seriously how hard can it be to use those spell check thingies that almost every common writing app has? But apparently those are very rare for almost half of the population of Wattpadia( the glorious kingdom of Wattpad). Of course some mistakes can always be ignored (The emphasis is on the word some).Get spell check. Sometimes those things can be annoying-like when you're trying to write some other language. But you can just ignore the spell-check suggestions on those cases (like I keep ignoring the constant bickering of my dear-dear mother).

Next step-Wrinkle removal!

Translation in Wattpadish- Remove grammatical errors. This is the tough one, one for which you may need professional help. Get one of them geeky kids on Wattpad editors club (hey! Don’t be offended. It’s an honor being called a geek nowadays. Haven’t you watched Glee?). They will love to edit your stuff. Also you can be a little careful while writing. ‘YOUR' and 'YOU'RE' are definitely not the same thing.

You may say that this a website mostly meant for providing platform to AMATEUR writers, then why should i bother with all this. The point is that you are trying to be perfect, why not learn something while you are at it.Don't be perfect but you can always try. A hooker doesn't have to be a Hooker all her life, she can always study and become a surgeon!

So get your surgery done now! And don't bother giving excuse that English isn't your mother tongue. Non-English speakers are mostly better writers because they are extra cautious about their writing. Good luck then and WRITE safe!