Crack chapter/ weekend

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Levi: so um what happens next? We've both kissed, who does she choose?

Eren: Yeah I would like to know that myself.

Author/me: Well see I am not sure yet.

Levi: What do you mean you're not sure yet?!?! It's obviously me right!!!

(F/N): Wait wouldn't that be up to me?

Author: Heck no! I am writing the life you want to live in the modern time of AOT.

Eren: Hey Levi what makes you so sure you end up with (f/n)?!

Levi: How dare you question me like that! 50 laps.

Eren: You're not a corporal in this book! HA! 

Armin: Wait did I hear at the beginning of this conversation that you both kissed her?
(F/N): Yeah, sorry for not telling you.

Gray: Well I have been keeping tabs on this story too.

Author: Gray! Where did you come from? And where are you pants?!

Lucy: That is what I keep asking!!

Gray: well look at that.

Natsu: Gray go put on some pants!

Erza: Get along * with a hint of Grrrr*

*Natsu and Gray hug* OK

Erza: We were looking for some robbers who might have been through here.

Author: Nope. No robbers here. Now all Fairy Tail characters out!

*Levi is on the floor cleaning the footprints in a maid dress*

Author: What are you doing?

Levi: Well their shoes were filthy.

Author: You didn't care that Gray wasn't wearing a shirt?

Levi: No!

(F/N): I sure didn't care. *drooling a bit*

Eren and Levi: Hey! * both take off shirts*

Levi: I have more abs than you!

Eren: No you don't I have more. * they break out into a fight*

Gray: No one told me we were having a no shirt party!

Author: That's because- wow * amazed by Gray's abs*

Natsu: Gray let's go!

Gray: No way I am staying for the no shirt party!

Happy: Will there be food at this party?

Jalynn, Thatiana, Saphira, Author and (f/n): wow so many abs.

* Jalynn goes up to Levi while he willingly flexes*

(F/N): back off *punches Jalynn then Jalynn and (f/n) break out in a fight*

Levi: Haha Eren she thinks I am worth fighting for. * sticks tongue out*

Eren: lair I am better! * they continue their fight*

Erza: What is taking you so long? * finds Natsu staring at Thatiana* Come on let's go

Natsu: No!

Erza: What ! * starts beating up Natsu*

Saphira: I want some action! * jumps onto (f/n)*

Thatiana: Erza stop beating Natsu to a pulp! Again! * jumping on Erza*

Author/me: So gray here is my number. Call me sometime when your world isn't in engulfed in extreme idiocy.

Gray: Them I may never make it to that call. But I will try.

By the end of the great fight everyone except me ( author)and  Gray needed extreme medical call attention. Gray and I are now dating, Jalynn has permanent black eyes, Levi and Eren have very bruised abs, let's just say Saphira has 25 to life in prison, Erza needs so new hair extensions, Thatiana needs a hip replacement and Natsu might want to get a new therapist and as for Happy he couldn't find real food so he ate the fake grapes and now needs extra blood so they can remove the grapes. As for (f/n) she was put through the ringer. Literally by Jalynn fighting for one of her two men. But did I mention Gray and I are super happy 😘🤗😅

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