*Freddie's Phone*
(555) 987 6543: Hello Freddie
Freddie: Hi! Who's this?
(555) 987 6543: You don't need to know
Freddie: Um... Alright...
(555) 987 6543: I just came to tell you that...
Freddie: That...?
(555) 987 6543: You're a slut
Freddie: And you, my friend, are a sleazy whore :)
*Brian's Phone*
(555) 987 6543: Hello Brian
Brian: Hello there. Who might this be?
(555) 987 6543: You don't need to know
Brian: How did you get this number
(555) 987 6543: I just came to tell you that...
Brian: Please stop texting me
(555) 987 6543: You're a slut
Brian: Go away
*John's Phone*
(555) 987 6543: Hello John
John: Veronica? Is that you?
(555) 987 6543: You don't need to know
John: Veronica?
(555) 987 6543: I just came to tell you that...
John: I already picked up some bread
(555) 987 6543: You're a slut
John: That's not very nice, Veronica
*Roger's Phone*
(555) 987 6543: Hello Roger
Roger: Hi! Is this the hot girl from the bar last night?
(555) 987 6543: You don't need to know
Roger: So it's not the hot girl?
(555) 987 6543: I just came to tell you that...
Roger: Ok lol who is this
(555) 987 6543: You're a slut
Roger: I know
A/N: Wow ok this is terrible. Well, to make it up for having such a horrible first chapter, I attached a most beauteous picture of our Lord and Saviour, Brian May, in the most amazingly gorgeous shoes!
